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River
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Love is Awesome
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
husband bringing me yummy bubble tea then making a bigggg batch of soup while listening to the sdew valley soundtrack oughghfghh
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February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
think im lowkey getting sick but … stardew concert tonite……. No grave can hold my body down Ill crawl home to her
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 AM
just remember van goth won and got pissed off
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
god i want a twilight tattoo so badddddddd
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
everybody at this airport left their brains at home
bruh
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
i love my friends
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
so fucking excited to get home, pet my babyboy, order some poutine and play baldy gate 3 until i pass the freak out !!!
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
grapes are sooooo good when u want a little treat theyre sweet and also refreshing and cold and juicy!!! wowwww yummy yum
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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100,000 COINS GOING IN MY BAG
YOU GIRLS ARE JUST BAD AT DRAG
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
bagel 👍🏼👍🏼😀
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
F1 being nominated is such a joke man 😭😭😭😭
The nominees for Best Picture at the 98th Academy Awards 🎥

#Oscars
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I FUCKING HATE WORKKKKK!!! I DONT EVEN GET PAID THAT MUCH !!!!! I WORK FOR PENNIES !!!!! AND THEYRE ALL SO INCOMPETENT !!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
its not just shit — its fart 😍😍 i fucking hate chatgpt speak you people cant even write instagram captions
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 AM
taking a moment to appreciate the fact that i do not have a uti at this moment. life is so beautiful
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
its so humbling to come to the realisation that some people in your life just do not respect you. damn
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 AM
people on this train have been watching me fix my hair for 45 whole minutes
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
yesterdays pottery throwing class got me feeling like i did a whole body workout god damn brother
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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saturday’s mood 📖☕
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 AM
buying christmas soap on jan 3rd
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
oomf (my husband) is singing eleanor rigby but w the lyrics “skibidi rizzler”
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
minions 3
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 AM
putting bella swan on my 2026 vision board i literally dgaf anymore
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
happy christmas everypony
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
being w my husbands family is so funny bc his little niece and nephews are scared of me and shy. and i am also scared of them and shy
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM