TheChipmunkWhisperer
pesimisticoptimist.bsky.social
TheChipmunkWhisperer
@pesimisticoptimist.bsky.social
I hate everything right now. I don’t think I’ve done 24 hours without some form of crying since March

Idk, you’ll see some cute stuff lotta sad stuff or just nothing at all. I’m liable to just stop posting out of nowhere once reality hits

Good luck all
She just

She’s like a big version of my Minnie kitty. Was..

I hope someone like her finds me some day..
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
From my walk earlier

Ended up crying a whole bunch later on

Uhhhggggg
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
After a year since I put it on jacks, I made it to a car show

Wow

I did it lmao

I completed a goal!
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sure can buddy!
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Midgie is done and I have put 12 miles on her for the first time in a year

Still pisses oil like it’s free but that’s fine
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Random share cuz I don’t think I have and I’m getting close to driving it for the first time in a year. A lot harder to work on the car while your life is imploding lmao

My 1978 MG Midget
August 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
August 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Jerrry has now eaten from my hand, we held hands while doing so 🫠
August 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh! I just went to a sunflower farm and there was so many bumbly bees everywhere all over them! It was magical
August 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Omggggggg

I full on got two very gentle pets before he ran and he still came right back!

I could die 😭
August 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
OMGGGG I TOUCHED JERRY

We have evolved to the next stage of our relationship
August 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I now have 3 chipmunk friends who come visit for nummies

They are starting to come when I call them hahaha

It’s so hard to tell them apart, I can only really tell based upon where they run (and thus live)

This is Larry
August 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Now that I have no direct animal friends I have started befriending two chipmunks here is Jerry (the big butt in front of the camera) and that’s Larry next to the food dish

Both wondering wtf is the food

Sorry guys. Was having a mental crisis today
August 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh nooo I just remembered I need to feed my chipmunk friends, Jerry and Larry

Here they are a moment ago wondering why they have been forgotten 😭
August 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I made this cuz I don’t like the background
August 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
First time camping, ever

Started with 2 nights, turned into 4.

Came with someone cause idk I was scared I guess.

Been planning to camp for like, 4 years, making reservations and cancelling them, not being allowed to go

I enjoyed 3 nights with them but I’ve booted them. Tonight is mine!
July 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Took some photos of the buns that live round these parts! They were so cuteeee

There was four generations? Three anyways, who were out munching when I took these

#SundayBunday #BabyBunnies
July 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
*wakes up*

*disappeared into someone for the entire weekend pretending reality didn’t exist*

*goes on Bluesky for the first time in like 4 days*

Yep this is how im starting my monday morning
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This was both the best fucking tasting brisket taco with street corn I could’ve imagined, while also being completely flavorless

It makes no sense

The brisket melts

But it’s not smoked, and there’s no seasoning

The corn, perfect, so creamy

No one even had a garlic fart nearby

What.. I don’t…
July 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Love everything about this
July 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
OH NO MY REPLY IS GONE

OH NO MY DAY LILLIES ARE GONE

(I had no idea what they were and that I was blessed by seeing them all on blooming day)

Also I have no photos of the day :(
July 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Lmao really
July 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Alright ladies. Who did this.
June 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If I have 16 cores then USE MORE WHAT IS THIS SHIT

someone edjumacate me cause I know theres a reason

I am sure it's because the I/O of data transmission is less efficient that maxing the first 4 processors

Also, I want an explanation, not an internet search ;)
June 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM