Agreed. I'd take a tentacle monster over RFK Jr.

It's a good thing they're cute

embodiment was a mistake

You're on a micro-blogging site. There is no style guide, only memes.

DC or Boston?

Bitchy gossip about terrible people is the best kind! You can sit back with popcorn and enjoy the show guilt-free!

idk, it's starting to sound like the "throw up all over neurology's waiting room" plan might need to be used

There's a lot of Wildstorm I pretend doesn't exist

If we want to use canon, the Earth in their dimension got nerfed to the point where very little sunshine reached the surface. They left with a bunch of refugees in the hold (who later got spaced during a battle).

Jack needs cities and Apollo needs actual sunlight. Swift is bored of the Carrier. And M will go anywhere Apollo does.

This is me when I go to college reunions and the most notorious lesbians show up with their husband and kids.

(I have devoted much thought into how to get The Authority with their original backstories into the current DCU because I hate the rebooted versions)

Authority leaves home dimension on Carrier. Authority encounters multiple different dimensions, all with their own versions of themselves and/or a completely fucked universe. Authority arrives in DCAoD dimension, which is not fucked and doesn't have them. Swift, Jack, and A&M stay; the others leave.

So it's omegaverse with the fair folk?

Not even if I can come up with a coherent (for comics) explanation? It is not the Grayson explanation, I promise.

Friends with Cass? A++
My blorbo thinking he doesn't fit anywhere? 😢

While I know it would get me thrown across the room, I still want to hug the leather-clad murder machine.

It is *excellent* and I'm only halfway through