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@peristy.bsky.social
if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future
Detroit is literally the luckiest team in the league in terms of goaltending and finishing sequencing.
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Detroit is literally the luckiest team in the league in terms of goaltending and finishing sequencing.
*extremely the sens have a +1 goal differential voice* look at these fucking frauds
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
*extremely the sens have a +1 goal differential voice* look at these fucking frauds
I used to pray for times like these:
December 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I used to pray for times like these:
this is what having kleven as your most common defensive teammate does to a mf:
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this is what having kleven as your most common defensive teammate does to a mf:
Tyler Kleven and Kurtis MacD are embezzling offense from Lars Eller! They are both super sneaky so you don't notice it during the game, but I just checked the till and Eller is short like 3 or 4 goals.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Tyler Kleven and Kurtis MacD are embezzling offense from Lars Eller! They are both super sneaky so you don't notice it during the game, but I just checked the till and Eller is short like 3 or 4 goals.
every time macdermid dresses and plays 4 minutes, it's equivalent of the sens voluntarily imposing one extra penalty kill on themselves that night
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
every time macdermid dresses and plays 4 minutes, it's equivalent of the sens voluntarily imposing one extra penalty kill on themselves that night
lol mike hoffman is gonna fail the shit out of that class
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol mike hoffman is gonna fail the shit out of that class
They've had league average goaltending in 7 or 8 of their last 10 games depending on how generous you want to be. It's the shooting that has been taking the biggest dive in that span.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They've had league average goaltending in 7 or 8 of their last 10 games depending on how generous you want to be. It's the shooting that has been taking the biggest dive in that span.
Been a while since I found a licence plate in the wild worth posting, but this counts:
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Been a while since I found a licence plate in the wild worth posting, but this counts:
in 2025, yogurt has replaced garlic in 3rd place
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
in 2025, yogurt has replaced garlic in 3rd place
Today's Leberkäse innovations: goose Leberkäse and venison Leberkäse with chilli flakes. Brought to you by Niederösterreich.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Today's Leberkäse innovations: goose Leberkäse and venison Leberkäse with chilli flakes. Brought to you by Niederösterreich.
good bit by travis green to go down a goal and immediately start double shifting 43 and 10 for some reason
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
good bit by travis green to go down a goal and immediately start double shifting 43 and 10 for some reason
Losing a game 2-1 when you hit 3 posts seems like the sort of loss that you just charge to the game and move on from almost immediately.
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Losing a game 2-1 when you hit 3 posts seems like the sort of loss that you just charge to the game and move on from almost immediately.
it's got everything, a shadowy conspiracy being perpetrated by the league, ownership that's kind of dodgy, threats of relocation. you can kill the man, but not the idea:
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
it's got everything, a shadowy conspiracy being perpetrated by the league, ownership that's kind of dodgy, threats of relocation. you can kill the man, but not the idea:
I love that part of Thatcher's wikipedia page that's like "She had one single good policy in the course of her entire political career, which she later regretted."
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I love that part of Thatcher's wikipedia page that's like "She had one single good policy in the course of her entire political career, which she later regretted."
goddamn i was tweeting at a hall of fame level in the spring of 2021
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
goddamn i was tweeting at a hall of fame level in the spring of 2021
Guys, I think we've finally reached the moment that was prophesized:
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Guys, I think we've finally reached the moment that was prophesized:
I just spent 15 minutes quintuple checking that this guy was really the only piece the Leafs got in return for Mitch Marner because it seemed so unbelievable.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I just spent 15 minutes quintuple checking that this guy was really the only piece the Leafs got in return for Mitch Marner because it seemed so unbelievable.
Chabot's best seasons are like 80% as good as Erik Karlsson's best seasons and no one gives a shit except for @cbeatae.bsky.social, @nkb121.bsky.social, and some of the time, myself.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Chabot's best seasons are like 80% as good as Erik Karlsson's best seasons and no one gives a shit except for @cbeatae.bsky.social, @nkb121.bsky.social, and some of the time, myself.
this is a blake snell lookin' ass dude
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this is a blake snell lookin' ass dude