Rev. Doc Horatio P. Fleam, DFS - Bored, Certified!
@pereubu.bsky.social
aka Pere Ubu, sometimes King of Poland and Aragorn
professional curmudgeon
libertarian anarchosocialist, more or less
sometime writer and obsesser over TTRPGs
crappy artist
bibliophile
cat daddy
(Nothing to do with the band!)
BIAS METER SEZ VERY BIAS
professional curmudgeon
libertarian anarchosocialist, more or less
sometime writer and obsesser over TTRPGs
crappy artist
bibliophile
cat daddy
(Nothing to do with the band!)
BIAS METER SEZ VERY BIAS
Not gonna turn up my nose at "free"! Always good to have an extra "stuff" container available 😸
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Not gonna turn up my nose at "free"! Always good to have an extra "stuff" container available 😸
I hear they make medical devices for that now
December 9, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I hear they make medical devices for that now
Damn straight and I have the meds to prove it
DO NOT PROVOKE ME
DO NOT PROVOKE ME
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Damn straight and I have the meds to prove it
DO NOT PROVOKE ME
DO NOT PROVOKE ME
We all know Schickelgruber would've been posting exclusively on Nextdoor and Twitter
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
We all know Schickelgruber would've been posting exclusively on Nextdoor and Twitter
Cat fits, so cat sits 😸
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cat fits, so cat sits 😸
Step 5.5
sav haf of ckin fr DOG
vry importnt step in recypee
dont ask qestuns
sav haf of ckin fr DOG
vry importnt step in recypee
dont ask qestuns
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Step 5.5
sav haf of ckin fr DOG
vry importnt step in recypee
dont ask qestuns
sav haf of ckin fr DOG
vry importnt step in recypee
dont ask qestuns
Actual dialogue:
ME: if you didn't put your claws out, they wouldn't get stuck!
CAT: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
ME: if you didn't put your claws out, they wouldn't get stuck!
CAT: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Actual dialogue:
ME: if you didn't put your claws out, they wouldn't get stuck!
CAT: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
ME: if you didn't put your claws out, they wouldn't get stuck!
CAT: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
Yellow, but no pages 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Yellow, but no pages 🤔
Politico and Breitbart, two 100% unbiased "news" sources 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Politico and Breitbart, two 100% unbiased "news" sources 🙄
Someone should tell Polci the 1970s called and want their facial hair back
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Someone should tell Polci the 1970s called and want their facial hair back
Something something sheep a-bed today
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Something something sheep a-bed today
She's got a very nice kitty smile 😻
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
She's got a very nice kitty smile 😻
sad boy to happy boy 😻
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sad boy to happy boy 😻
So he's going to eliminate taxes by shifting everything over to taxes BUT A DIFFERENT NAME
brilliant just brilliant
brilliant just brilliant
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
So he's going to eliminate taxes by shifting everything over to taxes BUT A DIFFERENT NAME
brilliant just brilliant
brilliant just brilliant
I microwaved the turkey!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I microwaved the turkey!
THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LEFT WANTS
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
THIS IS THE FUTURE THE LEFT WANTS
The Cat Reminds You: Direct Action!
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Cat Reminds You: Direct Action!
It doesn't... I'd have remembered the mascots! I must have been schlepping around Vegas on my own that evening.
(Goddamn it, now I want to go to Vegas 😖)
(Goddamn it, now I want to go to Vegas 😖)
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It doesn't... I'd have remembered the mascots! I must have been schlepping around Vegas on my own that evening.
(Goddamn it, now I want to go to Vegas 😖)
(Goddamn it, now I want to go to Vegas 😖)
Sweet holy screaming Jesus. 😱
I am so, so sorry trans folks have to deal with this. What the fuck are we doing? Why? Why the fuck do we have to be do goddamn hateful against people doing nothing but existing?
I am so, so sorry trans folks have to deal with this. What the fuck are we doing? Why? Why the fuck do we have to be do goddamn hateful against people doing nothing but existing?
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sweet holy screaming Jesus. 😱
I am so, so sorry trans folks have to deal with this. What the fuck are we doing? Why? Why the fuck do we have to be do goddamn hateful against people doing nothing but existing?
I am so, so sorry trans folks have to deal with this. What the fuck are we doing? Why? Why the fuck do we have to be do goddamn hateful against people doing nothing but existing?
Dick Cheney's Law
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dick Cheney's Law
Pedodon, WORST DINOSAUR EVER
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pedodon, WORST DINOSAUR EVER
People in 1776 didn't have the Bible, after all
😸
😸
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
People in 1776 didn't have the Bible, after all
😸
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