💖Pepsi Paladin💖
@pepsipaladin.bsky.social
Just one of those He/Theys trying to save the community centre by winning the big dance competition
Ask JK Rowling where I'm allowed to dump out 💖
May 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ask JK Rowling where I'm allowed to dump out 💖
How do I explain to people that I don't care so much about starting a career because im pretty sure in 20 years my "career" will be a climate disaster scavenger?
January 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
How do I explain to people that I don't care so much about starting a career because im pretty sure in 20 years my "career" will be a climate disaster scavenger?
Why can i not crush on somebody that lives within an hour of me 😅
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why can i not crush on somebody that lives within an hour of me 😅
Exactly how slutty do I have to be for attention from strangers?
January 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Exactly how slutty do I have to be for attention from strangers?
Goddamnit im so fucking gay
January 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Goddamnit im so fucking gay
Every time a straight person describes a gay person as "sassy" they have to pay me £100
January 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every time a straight person describes a gay person as "sassy" they have to pay me £100
Woman, 163, who eats a newborn every full moon, shares her tips for living a long life
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Woman, 163, who eats a newborn every full moon, shares her tips for living a long life
When you're in the talking phase with someone who's so pretty you want to k*ll yourself 😵💫
January 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When you're in the talking phase with someone who's so pretty you want to k*ll yourself 😵💫
I am constantly insulted in this platform
*Camera pans out to reveal I'm standing on an oil rig*
*Camera pans out to reveal I'm standing on an oil rig*
December 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I am constantly insulted in this platform
*Camera pans out to reveal I'm standing on an oil rig*
*Camera pans out to reveal I'm standing on an oil rig*
If i were a wizard the bitches would be lining up to have a gander and my sigils and cauldron
December 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM
If i were a wizard the bitches would be lining up to have a gander and my sigils and cauldron
Love a biscuit, top 5 cuit right there
December 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Love a biscuit, top 5 cuit right there
Is there a market for just dumb sex toys? I wanna make the turbo thrunt 8000 and the pennylicker supreme.
December 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Is there a market for just dumb sex toys? I wanna make the turbo thrunt 8000 and the pennylicker supreme.
I'll show pole for nandos gift card
December 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I'll show pole for nandos gift card
Im watching elemental and sorry but id fuck the water guy right in his h2oussy
December 15, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Im watching elemental and sorry but id fuck the water guy right in his h2oussy
I'm not saying the Nigel Farage toadie and Reform voting stooge I know being brain damaged from a stroke means anything about the general state of their supporters......but...
December 7, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I'm not saying the Nigel Farage toadie and Reform voting stooge I know being brain damaged from a stroke means anything about the general state of their supporters......but...
More like healthcare CE-OH NO! Amiright fellas
December 6, 2024 at 2:51 PM
More like healthcare CE-OH NO! Amiright fellas
HUGE POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA LEAK: Misty is there and she's very pretty and she'll tell every player that I'm super cool
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
HUGE POKÉMON LEGENDS ZA LEAK: Misty is there and she's very pretty and she'll tell every player that I'm super cool
My Spotify wrapped was just one screen that said "lol faggot" and you know what? It was right.
December 4, 2024 at 5:27 PM
My Spotify wrapped was just one screen that said "lol faggot" and you know what? It was right.
Destiny gives mid top, tell him to hmu I'll show him how to convert a n*zi right
December 1, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Destiny gives mid top, tell him to hmu I'll show him how to convert a n*zi right
Just bought a lottery ticket for the first time in my life, when I win millions who wants a solid gold loo brush? On me
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Just bought a lottery ticket for the first time in my life, when I win millions who wants a solid gold loo brush? On me
I would do so good in team rocket, just a ratata and a dream baby
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I would do so good in team rocket, just a ratata and a dream baby
Crash really is THAT pop album ngl, adore brat but nothing gets my jugs chugging like Yuck followed by Used To Know Me
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Crash really is THAT pop album ngl, adore brat but nothing gets my jugs chugging like Yuck followed by Used To Know Me
You: wearing hypebeast big shoe muscle vest hat
Me: wearing a simple red thread around my neck do not ask about it
Me: wearing a simple red thread around my neck do not ask about it
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
You: wearing hypebeast big shoe muscle vest hat
Me: wearing a simple red thread around my neck do not ask about it
Me: wearing a simple red thread around my neck do not ask about it