I love that the only one it can't point to a J in is the only one that has a J in.

It's only hard if you wanna do it well, jeez

Lovely write-up, so glad it clicked for you!

Columbo: Boy, I think it's just marvelous what you do with these suits.

The Finest Tailor on Savile Row: Thank you, lieutenant.

Columbo: There is just one thing that's bothering me though...

Tailor: *cuts his own tie off, trousers fall down, shirt catches fire, crashes through window*

All I'm saying is, if I was better at chess and worse at not killing people, my game would suffer 1,000 elo at most. I'm not slipping on a banana skin and landing on a rake.

My strapline is answering a lot of questions already answered by my headline.

And yet there's something he's not telling us...

Oh rip to Frodo but you'd resist the Nazgul? Join the club. Call me when you can finish filing your nails after a kitten puts their paw on your arm to let you know they'd like to bat that thing around your apartment for the rest of the day.

Aw! 🧡
Lovely to be working with you, and even lovelier to have a scapegoat if we screw up the next game.