Penny Mize
@pennymize.bsky.social
I am a dog. My hobbies are eating and walking.
"O villain, villain! Smiling damned villain."
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"O villain, villain! Smiling damned villain."
Apparently Selassie died thinking that he was still the emperor. Will history rhyme once again?
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Apparently Selassie died thinking that he was still the emperor. Will history rhyme once again?
Hey, guys. Kristi is looking for a few good goons.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey, guys. Kristi is looking for a few good goons.
And this feature reveals the rest of the story.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And this feature reveals the rest of the story.
Good morning, Jean. Lindsey isn't bad. She's just drawn that way.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning, Jean. Lindsey isn't bad. She's just drawn that way.
Yes. I think that Snoopy is the best character in the history of American fiction. Sorry, Huck Finn. Sorry, Jay Gatsby. You guys are cool, but you just ain't no Snoopy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yes. I think that Snoopy is the best character in the history of American fiction. Sorry, Huck Finn. Sorry, Jay Gatsby. You guys are cool, but you just ain't no Snoopy.
I would never call Trump an animal. We have standards, and we despise Don the Con.
--Penny
--Penny
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I would never call Trump an animal. We have standards, and we despise Don the Con.
--Penny
--Penny
Revelations. Yes. That's the ticket.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Revelations. Yes. That's the ticket.
Good morning, Jean. The jury is out on the people issue. Life, sure. But is it life as we know it?
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good morning, Jean. The jury is out on the people issue. Life, sure. But is it life as we know it?
Good morning, Johnny. I wanted to be Roy Rogers. He had a cool dog and a cool horse.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good morning, Johnny. I wanted to be Roy Rogers. He had a cool dog and a cool horse.
Good one. I suspect that the historical Jesus looked a lot more like Yasser Arafat than Jeffrey Hunter.
November 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Good one. I suspect that the historical Jesus looked a lot more like Yasser Arafat than Jeffrey Hunter.
The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, but when two of my enemies attack each other, I am in schadenfreude heaven.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, but when two of my enemies attack each other, I am in schadenfreude heaven.
Good morning, Jean. Frosty.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning, Jean. Frosty.
Good morning, Jean. Great choice. Takes me back to my college days.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good morning, Jean. Great choice. Takes me back to my college days.
Good morning, Johnny. Christmas? Bah, humbug.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Good morning, Johnny. Christmas? Bah, humbug.
That is one of the first Pogues song I heard, so I thought they were an Australian band, until a friend of mine set me straight. I also used to think that the Geico gecko was an Aussie.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That is one of the first Pogues song I heard, so I thought they were an Australian band, until a friend of mine set me straight. I also used to think that the Geico gecko was an Aussie.
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain."
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain."
Don the Con has definitely ruined the country. But is Don a man? Hmmm.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don the Con has definitely ruined the country. But is Don a man? Hmmm.
Yes. Herman Melville warned us. "It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yes. Herman Melville warned us. "It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me."
"Oh, villain, villain, smiling damned villain!"
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Oh, villain, villain, smiling damned villain!"
The boys from ICE waiting for remedial PT to start.
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The boys from ICE waiting for remedial PT to start.
The white whale speaks his mind. "Vote for the sex pest."
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The white whale speaks his mind. "Vote for the sex pest."
Good morning, Jennifer. I used to read Dilbert all the time. I thought the pointy haired boss was the villain. Obviously, I was wrong. He was supposed to be the hero of the strip.
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good morning, Jennifer. I used to read Dilbert all the time. I thought the pointy haired boss was the villain. Obviously, I was wrong. He was supposed to be the hero of the strip.