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Penguin
@penguin.bsky.social
Purveyor of Type 2 Fun.

Bicyclist. Motorcyclist. Not Questlove.
They… actually made ‘Teenjus’… and it’s a horror movie…. With Nic Cage.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Now leaving Texas
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@daniloc.xyz 👋🏾
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by Penguin
This week, you can get the ebook of The Terraformers for just $2.99 wherever ebooks are sold -- including indie bookseller platform Bookshop.org, along with the usual places. If you can't wait for Automatic Noodle, this will tide you over!
July 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
COME ON YOU SPURS!
May 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Described a LoRa PCB antenna as roughly Kraft Handi-Snacks® cheese spreading wand size & shape. I... don't think those are a thing anymore.
March 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I feel like I’m moments away from being abducted by aliens when I hear the neighbor’s electric SUV. Every time.
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Returning to the states like
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Laundry time!

Is.. that how they do it here?

When in Japan…
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Every machine should have a few stickers on it for products / companies / events that no longer exist.
December 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Detroit Forever
You can only eat one for the rest of your life, which one you picking?
December 16, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Now that’s an away day. COYS!
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
First knockdown of the night: Netflix infrastructure. To be fair it’s getting hit harder than anybody in the ring.
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Mount Yōtei
January 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
There’s a trick in these treats…
November 2, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Being able to figure out when one's most recent Tetanus shot was by using the age of the child that prompted it; useful.

NEEDING to figure out when one's last Tetanus shot was... painful.
October 20, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Back to the states tortoise & hare style. I’d have to get a 2000+ mile head start to make it a fair race.
June 29, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Happy National Detroit-Style Pizza Day to those that celebrate
June 23, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Youth soccer is just playing FIFA with a miniature 'create-a-player' using a broken, voice activated controller
May 6, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Is this the new Plurk? Nice!
April 28, 2023 at 12:17 AM