They say 2000 zero zero, party over, oops, otter time
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They say 2000 zero zero, party over, oops, otter time
Readability is a dem hoax, I guess.
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Readability is a dem hoax, I guess.
That's because this is so far down the list of the worst things he's ever said.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
That's because this is so far down the list of the worst things he's ever said.
But my crosswords.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
But my crosswords.
This is why Ernie's middle name is Wetpaws.
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is why Ernie's middle name is Wetpaws.
Yum! Are the cats interested?
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yum! Are the cats interested?
The cruelty is the point.
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The cruelty is the point.
This is super cooool
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is super cooool
He's flawed, of course. But I'm a fan. This insulin deal has been in the works for a long time. They had to seize the means of production, because communism.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He's flawed, of course. But I'm a fan. This insulin deal has been in the works for a long time. They had to seize the means of production, because communism.
Hard agree.
I am having a hard time finding pants that are:
Non-petroleum based
Are interesting in color, print, shape, or any combination of the above
Don't have a drawstring, I feel sloppy with one
And are long enough for my 700-foot-tall self. 30 inch inseam is ankle length; I'd prefer 32.
I am having a hard time finding pants that are:
Non-petroleum based
Are interesting in color, print, shape, or any combination of the above
Don't have a drawstring, I feel sloppy with one
And are long enough for my 700-foot-tall self. 30 inch inseam is ankle length; I'd prefer 32.
October 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hard agree.
I am having a hard time finding pants that are:
Non-petroleum based
Are interesting in color, print, shape, or any combination of the above
Don't have a drawstring, I feel sloppy with one
And are long enough for my 700-foot-tall self. 30 inch inseam is ankle length; I'd prefer 32.
I am having a hard time finding pants that are:
Non-petroleum based
Are interesting in color, print, shape, or any combination of the above
Don't have a drawstring, I feel sloppy with one
And are long enough for my 700-foot-tall self. 30 inch inseam is ankle length; I'd prefer 32.
Wonderful news. Lately, seems like the only good news comes out of California.
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wonderful news. Lately, seems like the only good news comes out of California.
Tencel/Lyocell is a better alternative to rayon, produced in a closed system that reclaims and reuses almost all of the solvent and water used in the process.
I'm trying really hard not to buy any more plastic clothes and having this option helps.
I'm trying really hard not to buy any more plastic clothes and having this option helps.
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tencel/Lyocell is a better alternative to rayon, produced in a closed system that reclaims and reuses almost all of the solvent and water used in the process.
I'm trying really hard not to buy any more plastic clothes and having this option helps.
I'm trying really hard not to buy any more plastic clothes and having this option helps.
I'm holding out for demonic sexual performances.
October 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm holding out for demonic sexual performances.
They will also call you on your bullshit. They're not sycophants like dogs.
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They will also call you on your bullshit. They're not sycophants like dogs.
Buy yrself lunch?
September 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Buy yrself lunch?
In the store, you gotta bring all 5 to the register if you want 5. Your online cart is the register. Discounts are applied at the end, just like at the store.
What if you only wanted 2 of them, BOGO be damned?
What if you only wanted 2 of them, BOGO be damned?
September 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In the store, you gotta bring all 5 to the register if you want 5. Your online cart is the register. Discounts are applied at the end, just like at the store.
What if you only wanted 2 of them, BOGO be damned?
What if you only wanted 2 of them, BOGO be damned?
Los Angeles has entered the chat
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Los Angeles has entered the chat
Between Masturbation and Suppressed Masturbation, they'd get nearly everyone.
September 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Between Masturbation and Suppressed Masturbation, they'd get nearly everyone.