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she who walketh I-5 at midnight
geese is the kind of music this guy would walk slowly toward me to
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
hey, alfonso? no one in seattle is ever going to forgive you for this mistake. just so you know
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
baseball!!! fuck you george springer
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
we will NOT be telling the seattle fire department that we are transgender
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
THATS MY BOY
October 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
following 17,400+ accounts?? how do you use the website????
July 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sean bees!!
July 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
<3
June 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THATS DOM DADDY CANZONE BABY
June 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
June 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort baseball team
May 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lol. lmao.
May 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
unfortunately this is The Thing They Do. blame bill clinton. or, more accurately, blame cajun skeletor here
May 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
NO!! NO!!!!!
May 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
omg that’s me
May 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
every MLB writer preseason: surely the confluence of park factor and a highly skilled pitching staff will mean that most t-mobile park home games will be low-scoring affairs this season!!

the vengeful spirit of the kingdome:
May 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
MAPLE VALLEY IS ON EQUAL FOOTING WITH SAN FRANCISCO FIGHT ME
May 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
oh yeah, that’s
April 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this is a jp crawford obp appreciation post
April 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
shave the beard, garrett
April 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
garrett crochet has rancid vibes
April 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
DYLAN MOORE BABYYYYY
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BASEBALL!!!!!! (game number 2 this year)
April 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
taking the estrogen that makes you into a blushing anime girl (seriously wtf is going on with my cheeks help)
April 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i love chili dogs so much man you don’t understand how much i love chili dogs they’re so good
April 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM