The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
@peasoup.bsky.social
Short, blond, geeky (allegedly) also occasionally does law
I think my cleaner may have gone a little nuts…
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think my cleaner may have gone a little nuts…
A Chip in the wild:
October 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A Chip in the wild:
Cancles in history….
October 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Cancles in history….
Well that escalated quickly…
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Well that escalated quickly…
Well, that’s not at all creepy….
October 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well, that’s not at all creepy….
The roofs of Beaune and the little men that crawl down them…
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The roofs of Beaune and the little men that crawl down them…
Not wrong
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Not wrong
Now that is a cocktail! Edible picture and all…
September 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Now that is a cocktail! Edible picture and all…
Just the garden looking great this morning - a vine climbing over the Japanese maple…
August 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Just the garden looking great this morning - a vine climbing over the Japanese maple…
Mermaids… from hell
June 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Mermaids… from hell
When you attempt to go to a fun children’s experience but you’ve been watching too much The Last of Us and everything has a sinister edge… #itsintheair
June 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When you attempt to go to a fun children’s experience but you’ve been watching too much The Last of Us and everything has a sinister edge… #itsintheair
We are in a house of disapproving animals:
May 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are in a house of disapproving animals:
“She collected porcelain” you say. Not well though, right? Not well…
May 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
“She collected porcelain” you say. Not well though, right? Not well…
Flowers in Lincoln’s Inn Fields today:
April 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Flowers in Lincoln’s Inn Fields today:
This Amish family have been involved in a turrible accident…
April 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This Amish family have been involved in a turrible accident…
Three monkeys carved by someone who had never seen a monkey…
April 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Three monkeys carved by someone who had never seen a monkey…
If I buy it, it will definitely manifest and haunt my flat… and yet… finding it hard to resist - must be its arcane magics…
April 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If I buy it, it will definitely manifest and haunt my flat… and yet… finding it hard to resist - must be its arcane magics…
Hemingford Grey church looking lovely at dusk…
April 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hemingford Grey church looking lovely at dusk…
Sometimes the City looks both ominous and lovely in equal measure…
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Sometimes the City looks both ominous and lovely in equal measure…
Cleaner just grabbed my Hello Kitty with my tiny, delicate automata on top without noticing them and dropped them on the floor STILL without noticing!! Glad I was at home to rescue them!!
March 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Cleaner just grabbed my Hello Kitty with my tiny, delicate automata on top without noticing them and dropped them on the floor STILL without noticing!! Glad I was at home to rescue them!!
We have seen some very bad things high up in the V&A and I feel you should too:
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We have seen some very bad things high up in the V&A and I feel you should too:
I mean, who makes a jug in the shape of a sea monster and decides to include giant boobs?
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I mean, who makes a jug in the shape of a sea monster and decides to include giant boobs?
Weirdly never been into the Waddesdon Bequest room in the BM - this has some superb stuff in it - this is an oriental prince and he’s only about 2 inches high:
January 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Weirdly never been into the Waddesdon Bequest room in the BM - this has some superb stuff in it - this is an oriental prince and he’s only about 2 inches high:
Demosthenes - whom Mary Renault made me hate in my teens - I think possibly a little unfairly (but, fuck you, Demosthenes, Alexander is a minor god)…
January 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Demosthenes - whom Mary Renault made me hate in my teens - I think possibly a little unfairly (but, fuck you, Demosthenes, Alexander is a minor god)…