Mike PDXXX
@pdxxx85.bsky.social
Sober but still kinda funny.
Introverted but willing to discuss sports, food, and sexy times.
Have dick, will travel.
Married.
Introverted but willing to discuss sports, food, and sexy times.
Have dick, will travel.
Married.
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Butt Stuff with @lumberjosh.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Butt Stuff with @lumberjosh.bsky.social
Tired of losing these motherfuckers
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Tired of losing these motherfuckers
So horny. So nervous. Go Seahawks.
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
So horny. So nervous. Go Seahawks.
If you support ICE, Trump, or anything that looks, sounds, or fuckin’ quacks like that duck, get the fuck away from me. Murderous fucks.
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If you support ICE, Trump, or anything that looks, sounds, or fuckin’ quacks like that duck, get the fuck away from me. Murderous fucks.
Still fat, but skinniest I’ve been as an adult. Feeling good!
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Still fat, but skinniest I’ve been as an adult. Feeling good!
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Forgot to give yall hog yesterday
Bonus feet
Bonus feet
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Forgot to give yall hog yesterday
Bonus feet
Bonus feet
I’ve heard that rearranging furniture is a sign of sexual frustration. While I’m sure it’s not that, I’m going to continue to move shit around in hopes that it leads to more anyways.
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I’ve heard that rearranging furniture is a sign of sexual frustration. While I’m sure it’s not that, I’m going to continue to move shit around in hopes that it leads to more anyways.
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My bush is getting out of control
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
My bush is getting out of control
Absolute banger of a 7 day period. When I was growing up my dad used to beat “If you do right, it’ll be right” into my head at any opportunity. I think the motherfucker might have been on to something.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Absolute banger of a 7 day period. When I was growing up my dad used to beat “If you do right, it’ll be right” into my head at any opportunity. I think the motherfucker might have been on to something.
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 AM
My best friends girlfriend knows that if she sets me up like that I’m going to swing hard.
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My best friends girlfriend knows that if she sets me up like that I’m going to swing hard.
I got the magic stick
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I got the magic stick
Good morning gay people in my phone!
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Good morning gay people in my phone!
Spank that any harder @lumberjosh.bsky.social and I’m calling the police
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Spank that any harder @lumberjosh.bsky.social and I’m calling the police
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Wanna help me with this? ✊💦🤤
January 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Wanna help me with this? ✊💦🤤
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Modern solutions for the discerning bator
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Modern solutions for the discerning bator