Hide yo kids hide yo wif-uh, husband.

Dude thinking he's above Page Six writing when he's dropping Page Six bombs. Homie you are publishing the biggest piece of gossip outside of the Epstein files right now, nobody is giving you a Pulitzer.

I'm pretty sure this means you're about to get a show on ESPN sponsored by FanDuel that tracks the best phones to butt dial with and the best type of pants that work with each phone.

Call me "unreasonable" and "vindictive" and "lunatic dem" all you want, but I think there also needs to be a constitutional amendment that convictions of insurrection and treason are not pardonable, nor can the president grant clemency.

I'm not entirely unconvinced that MTG isn't also platforming for a presidential run on her current "sorry not sorry" tour.