The "small government" party wants to count your macros

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Let me fire the single flaming arrow.

This is pathetic on a molecular level

This toolbag once heard the term, "Almighty dollar" once and never gave it a second thought.

The goddamn supreme court decided that nothing he does can be illegal, therefore making everything he does legal. He should be gone and a distant memory for things done way before this.

Charlotte-ass take. 😝

Foghorn Leghorn here, again, bringing shame to his constituency (me).

Been boycotting for a few years now (since union busting became widely publicized) and my sister got me a coffee last week when we unexpectedly saw one another and I had forgotten how ASS it is.

It's the cold open to a Men in Black sequel/prequel/shequel.