That's some hot asexual action!

Reading Thinking Person's Guide to Autism is one of my favorite task paralyses.

That's an admirable claim to fame.

It was probably the 11:57 pm alarm that accidentally toggled to am. But I don't remember what that one was for either.

Couch fucking doesn't work for everyone though, so I'll stick to ibuprofen.

The name change is actually one of the few honest things about this administration though.

They all have the most punchable faces.

People still read that crap?

Where can I sign up for the pay per view?

Bean Boozled jelly belly parody candies.

Still waiting for that app where I can do this over IP

Guilt by association.

Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa but there are about 20 or so now so the Acronym isn't going to add the rest. Basically these are all the countries that have been colonized by the US and western European countries.

2001 revisited?