Well that looks like Book VI

That actually happened to multiple Roman emperors

"How many horse breeders lost their jobs thanks to Henry Ford?" Well, golly, Daniel, if only there were some kind of professional researcher who studies events in the past that you could consult with to find out? Wouldn't that be something?

You’d think he’d know how individualised Belgian colonialism in the global south went last time

MPs warn that bears are known to leave solid waste in the woods

(It's just Jinu, freshly arrived in the human world, pretending to be an intern at a k-pop company and asking people to explain what WiFi is to him)

Yeah he also thought AIDS was God punishing the gays, so mebbe quote someone a little less reprehensible?

Oh gods they're going to show Child!Gaston swallowing four dozen eggs because it was the only way he could get the attention of his Cold and Aloof Father, aren't they?

No one gaslights the audience like Gaston

You know who they could focus on instead (but won't because Disney)? Lefou. Tell the story of how this poor, affable queer man ended up trapped in an unequal relationship with the town bully whom he is clearly in love with, and his tragic attempts to break out and define himself as his own man