Pat Beall
@pbeall.bsky.social
Columnist and op-ed writer, South Florida Sun Sentinel; popups at Orlando Sentinel. Kayaks with gators. Wordwork: elex access, opioids, private prisons, child welfare.
Good morning, BlueSky.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Good morning, BlueSky.
Jan 2025 “Ever interested in confounding elite expectations, (Trump knows) a halt on Venezuelan imports would be a blow to US economic stability.. and the Western Hemisphere.” Cyril Widdershoven.
Cyril, Cyril, Cyril. My oh-so-elite expectations are confirmed. Not confounded. Yours?
Cyril, Cyril, Cyril. My oh-so-elite expectations are confirmed. Not confounded. Yours?
March 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Jan 2025 “Ever interested in confounding elite expectations, (Trump knows) a halt on Venezuelan imports would be a blow to US economic stability.. and the Western Hemisphere.” Cyril Widdershoven.
Cyril, Cyril, Cyril. My oh-so-elite expectations are confirmed. Not confounded. Yours?
Cyril, Cyril, Cyril. My oh-so-elite expectations are confirmed. Not confounded. Yours?
Proof that God likes a good snort-laugh.
January 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Proof that God likes a good snort-laugh.
Not content with high-fiving European Nazis, Musk has turned his diplomatic skills to Britain, where he is aflutter over whether the government is doing enough to investigate sex assault.
So.
Who's gonna tell him?
So.
Who's gonna tell him?
January 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not content with high-fiving European Nazis, Musk has turned his diplomatic skills to Britain, where he is aflutter over whether the government is doing enough to investigate sex assault.
So.
Who's gonna tell him?
So.
Who's gonna tell him?
Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater Eve to all who celebrate!
December 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Merry Ugly Christmas Sweater Eve to all who celebrate!
I have done such an admirable job in not totally snarking out over anon reports the Orange Plague was audibly pooping himself at Notre Dame.
But honestly?
I just don't know how much longer I can hold it in.
But honestly?
I just don't know how much longer I can hold it in.
December 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I have done such an admirable job in not totally snarking out over anon reports the Orange Plague was audibly pooping himself at Notre Dame.
But honestly?
I just don't know how much longer I can hold it in.
But honestly?
I just don't know how much longer I can hold it in.
Come and get us Nancy. Come and get us.
December 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Come and get us Nancy. Come and get us.
"A good day starts with coffee and a cat."
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
"A good day starts with coffee and a cat."