payne588
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payne588
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Eh.
Times New American
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You see, the best fitting curve always goes *over top* of all the data points. Like a blanket.
Tkt Smart GIF
ALT: Tkt Smart GIF
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
a man with a beard says i keep forgettin ' babe
ALT: a man with a beard says i keep forgettin ' babe
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not Halloween III?
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Uhhh....
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"An undesirable loser? Me? Haha, no, I could have sex any time, I just don't want to -- no Telos, you see."
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Seems pretty clearly the reason for the MRI, too.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
what
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The great insight of the conservative movement was that culture war could deliver their desired policy gains more effectively than any direct policy fight.

They just had to learn to tolerate an endless parade of stupid, embarrassing shit along the way.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A majority of US citizens could not tell you what "EU" means.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
oh god, we're going to get a movie adaptation, aren't we
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Or the less precise but equally confident "short period of time"...
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
He took the cognitive screening test three times....which nobody does if you "ace" it the first time, much less the 2nd time.

Then he does an MRI, which also nobody does unless there's a suspected problem.

I mean, the puzzle completes itself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
He means winter, doesn't he
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
down with woke fonts
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Are we quite sure she doesn't have some form of fluent aphasia? Compare to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oef...
Fluent Aphasia (Wernicke's Aphasia)
YouTube video by tactustherapy
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Somebody please give this guy some actual work to do. Give him a broom and a mop, or something.
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM