low-key looks like she's covered in those grifty "holographic power bracelets" where it's just a silicone band with a sticker on it that purportedly confers superhuman strength

looks polite, i'd hire it ;3

yes you, cutie dog! :3 💜

what a smoochable snoot you have my gosh. 👀

“guys why is my laptop bag getting hot”

me: have you tried restarting your laptop yet
them: yes, several times, but i can try again after this meeting
uptime: 5d 12h

can confirm printers are actually evil demons that hate us

LA Fitness management be casually dumpster diving at the Kroger

such a good puppyyyyyy :3

and they still won't read it 🙃

Oh? There are more words? 👀