Paul Shields
@paulshields.bsky.social
TV Editor: Hollyoaks, Biff & Chip, Hope Street. Obscure Doctor Who and frustrated political skeets my own.
Badenough trying to describe them as 'family homes'. Pathetic.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Badenough trying to describe them as 'family homes'. Pathetic.
Does this actually matter? An hour before she reads it out. Only journalists foaming at the spoilers like a bunch of sci-fi fans.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Does this actually matter? An hour before she reads it out. Only journalists foaming at the spoilers like a bunch of sci-fi fans.
I bet she's enjoying haunting Piggy like some kind of ass kicking force ghost
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I bet she's enjoying haunting Piggy like some kind of ass kicking force ghost
Needs a picture of you doing a big 'thinking' face pose and caption "We need to talk about Harry's Game". Then just put the word WOKE on his face.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Needs a picture of you doing a big 'thinking' face pose and caption "We need to talk about Harry's Game". Then just put the word WOKE on his face.
I heard Elon has only got one ball
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I heard Elon has only got one ball
I get this once in a while on iOS and if I force quit the app it sorts itself out.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I get this once in a while on iOS and if I force quit the app it sorts itself out.
Your website is unusable guys
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Your website is unusable guys
Will the name 'DOA Party' be one of the options at the conference?
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Will the name 'DOA Party' be one of the options at the conference?
Proof if proof be need be
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Proof if proof be need be
Sorry James but no. The poll ratings may be terrible but he has a mandate to lead the country for another 3.5 years. Would he lose a vote of no confidence? I don't think so. Will his backbenchers vote his budget down? No.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Sorry James but no. The poll ratings may be terrible but he has a mandate to lead the country for another 3.5 years. Would he lose a vote of no confidence? I don't think so. Will his backbenchers vote his budget down? No.
So is taking a massive dump on a carpet and then a year later complaining to the person who cleared it up there's still a stain.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So is taking a massive dump on a carpet and then a year later complaining to the person who cleared it up there's still a stain.
Swastwitter was at its absolute worst on Saturday night. Get the government off it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Swastwitter was at its absolute worst on Saturday night. Get the government off it.
Checkout the series 1-3 recap Netflix have. The brief was clearly "AS LITTLE CAVILL AS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH". It's hilarious.
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Checkout the series 1-3 recap Netflix have. The brief was clearly "AS LITTLE CAVILL AS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH". It's hilarious.
It wouldn't matter if Frankie had put out 16 dreadful lps. The fact will always remain that Two Tribes is the most exciting sound I've ever heard. I get an adrenaline kick just thinking about it.
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It wouldn't matter if Frankie had put out 16 dreadful lps. The fact will always remain that Two Tribes is the most exciting sound I've ever heard. I get an adrenaline kick just thinking about it.
Thank you for your service
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Thank you for your service
Without undercutting how successful they've been I think the format can handle new presenters.
October 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Without undercutting how successful they've been I think the format can handle new presenters.
"Joining us is Ian Levine! Hi Ian, so...." <15 minute monologue> "Great, now..." <stream of consciousness> "Of course and..." <endless soliloquy> (continues until the heat death of the universe)
October 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Joining us is Ian Levine! Hi Ian, so...." <15 minute monologue> "Great, now..." <stream of consciousness> "Of course and..." <endless soliloquy> (continues until the heat death of the universe)