Paul Waxman
@paulmwaxman.bsky.social
Musician/actor/improviser Parodist/Satirist/poet
Pro/Am Dumbass
Broken Toy
Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
🚫 crypto
🚫Illuminati
Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
Pro/Am Dumbass
Broken Toy
Respect all gender IDs
Respect SW
Punch Nazis
🚫 crypto
🚫Illuminati
Honest DM's ok but
You don't want to date me any more than I want to pay to watch you paw at yourself lazily
Thurston Howell III - George Clooney
Lovey Howell -Sigourney Weaver
Ginger - Kate Mara
Maryanne - Chloe Grace Moretz
The Professor - Miles Teller
Lovey Howell -Sigourney Weaver
Ginger - Kate Mara
Maryanne - Chloe Grace Moretz
The Professor - Miles Teller
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Thurston Howell III - George Clooney
Lovey Howell -Sigourney Weaver
Ginger - Kate Mara
Maryanne - Chloe Grace Moretz
The Professor - Miles Teller
Lovey Howell -Sigourney Weaver
Ginger - Kate Mara
Maryanne - Chloe Grace Moretz
The Professor - Miles Teller
So this will follow the rules of TV gritty remakes, right? You know that universe where Jughead is a snaccc Archie has abs and bangs teachers who are 11/10. Ichabod Crane is Revolutionary Daddy and Sabrinas aunts are cougars?
Gilligan - Glen Powell
Skipper - David Harbour
1/
Gilligan - Glen Powell
Skipper - David Harbour
1/
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
So this will follow the rules of TV gritty remakes, right? You know that universe where Jughead is a snaccc Archie has abs and bangs teachers who are 11/10. Ichabod Crane is Revolutionary Daddy and Sabrinas aunts are cougars?
Gilligan - Glen Powell
Skipper - David Harbour
1/
Gilligan - Glen Powell
Skipper - David Harbour
1/
Who is Jojo Shiva?
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Who is Jojo Shiva?
And here, I thought Mar-a-Lago face was a woman thing.
Pretty ironic to see that KISS can no longer unpucker their whole faces
Pretty ironic to see that KISS can no longer unpucker their whole faces
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And here, I thought Mar-a-Lago face was a woman thing.
Pretty ironic to see that KISS can no longer unpucker their whole faces
Pretty ironic to see that KISS can no longer unpucker their whole faces
What is the A.C.M.E. Smash?
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
What is the A.C.M.E. Smash?
What is Teenage Mutant Ninja Toledo?
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What is Teenage Mutant Ninja Toledo?
What is, " Mrs. Robinson, there's a bit of special sauce on your chin"?
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What is, " Mrs. Robinson, there's a bit of special sauce on your chin"?
What is Fists of Furrys?
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What is Fists of Furrys?
Who is Reemmetotter?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Who is Reemmetotter?
Who is Al Kaseltzer?
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Who is Al Kaseltzer?
He should be hung for treason
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He should be hung for treason
What is the Sangria Libation Font?
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
What is the Sangria Libation Font?
What is Cubbiphobia?
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What is Cubbiphobia?
What is Fuzzcheekistan?
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What is Fuzzcheekistan?
What are thread lice?
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What are thread lice?
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner....
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner....