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What's with all these bi-athletes at the Olympics?? I don't care about your sexuality, just ski & shoot!
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM
What's with all these bi-athletes at the Olympics?? I don't care about your sexuality, just ski & shoot!
MAGA: I didn't understand anything in that half time show
Also MAGA: I didn't understand anything in school
Also MAGA: I didn't understand anything in school
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
MAGA: I didn't understand anything in that half time show
Also MAGA: I didn't understand anything in school
Also MAGA: I didn't understand anything in school
If you plead the 5th 20 times then you're pleading the 100th.
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
If you plead the 5th 20 times then you're pleading the 100th.
My ability to order a beer at Mexican resort swimup bars strangely did not help me understand last night's show.
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
My ability to order a beer at Mexican resort swimup bars strangely did not help me understand last night's show.
Like ski jumpers, I wear baggy clothing for competitive advantage.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Like ski jumpers, I wear baggy clothing for competitive advantage.
I've seen worse bunnies tbh
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I've seen worse bunnies tbh
My happiness and that of Robert Kraft are inversely correlated.
February 9, 2026 at 10:40 AM
My happiness and that of Robert Kraft are inversely correlated.
Just binged the first 59 episodes of Super Bowl series in preparation for today's finale. No spoilers!
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Just binged the first 59 episodes of Super Bowl series in preparation for today's finale. No spoilers!
Turning Point
USA announces they will also be hosting alternative fake punts and missed field goals for Super Bowl.
USA announces they will also be hosting alternative fake punts and missed field goals for Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Turning Point
USA announces they will also be hosting alternative fake punts and missed field goals for Super Bowl.
USA announces they will also be hosting alternative fake punts and missed field goals for Super Bowl.
Speed skating would be more suspenseful if half of the competitors skated clockwise.
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Speed skating would be more suspenseful if half of the competitors skated clockwise.
Only in the Olympics do you hear an announcer say - well with that run she's firmly in 23rd place.
February 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Only in the Olympics do you hear an announcer say - well with that run she's firmly in 23rd place.
So if you can lie on your back sliding down an icy track you can become a Olympic luge athlete. But if you lie on your back driving your truck in icy road conditions then you get a ticket. How is that fair?
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
So if you can lie on your back sliding down an icy track you can become a Olympic luge athlete. But if you lie on your back driving your truck in icy road conditions then you get a ticket. How is that fair?
Surprised that Obama isnt being blamed for NOT being in Epstein files, eg isn't that suspicious etc?
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Surprised that Obama isnt being blamed for NOT being in Epstein files, eg isn't that suspicious etc?
Hey when are the Olympics closing ceremonies? Can't wait!
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Hey when are the Olympics closing ceremonies? Can't wait!
I would have been an excellent ski jumper if only my crotch surface area were larger.
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I would have been an excellent ski jumper if only my crotch surface area were larger.
Standing room only at this Melania documentary. Of course people are only standing to leave.
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Standing room only at this Melania documentary. Of course people are only standing to leave.
Live your life so that future archaeologists will be confused by your remains.
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Live your life so that future archaeologists will be confused by your remains.
Nazca. But colder.
February 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Nazca. But colder.
It's called the Press *Corps* guys, as in esprit de corps.
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
It's called the Press *Corps* guys, as in esprit de corps.
The index for Peter Attia's book Outlive.
Seems to be missing something?
Seems to be missing something?
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
The index for Peter Attia's book Outlive.
Seems to be missing something?
Seems to be missing something?
It's hard to deny the harm illegal immigrants have done once you watch the Melania doc.
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It's hard to deny the harm illegal immigrants have done once you watch the Melania doc.
I'm honestly torn on which Super Bowl half time show I'm going to not watch more.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I'm honestly torn on which Super Bowl half time show I'm going to not watch more.
To be fair, he shits his pants once a week.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
To be fair, he shits his pants once a week.
Peter Attia is Canadian vile. which I feel is more vile cuz we fall from a higher level
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Peter Attia is Canadian vile. which I feel is more vile cuz we fall from a higher level