Ice Storm Preparations Checklist:
Nonperishable food ✅
Bottled water ✅
Flashlights ✅
Full propane tank ✅
Full technology backup energy ✅
Media downloaded on iPad ✅
Media downloaded on phone ✅
Media downloaded on laptop ✅
Full liquor cabinet ✅
Willingness to end Dry January early ✅✅✅
Nonperishable food ✅
Bottled water ✅
Flashlights ✅
Full propane tank ✅
Full technology backup energy ✅
Media downloaded on iPad ✅
Media downloaded on phone ✅
Media downloaded on laptop ✅
Full liquor cabinet ✅
Willingness to end Dry January early ✅✅✅
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Ice Storm Preparations Checklist:
Nonperishable food ✅
Bottled water ✅
Flashlights ✅
Full propane tank ✅
Full technology backup energy ✅
Media downloaded on iPad ✅
Media downloaded on phone ✅
Media downloaded on laptop ✅
Full liquor cabinet ✅
Willingness to end Dry January early ✅✅✅
Nonperishable food ✅
Bottled water ✅
Flashlights ✅
Full propane tank ✅
Full technology backup energy ✅
Media downloaded on iPad ✅
Media downloaded on phone ✅
Media downloaded on laptop ✅
Full liquor cabinet ✅
Willingness to end Dry January early ✅✅✅
Christmas on the lanai.
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Christmas on the lanai.
I could watch this for several hours.
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I could watch this for several hours.
This is funnier than you will ever know.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is funnier than you will ever know.
I’m in full Thanksgiving mode. I’m testing recipes, sketching house decoration plans, and shopping for stretchy pants.
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m in full Thanksgiving mode. I’m testing recipes, sketching house decoration plans, and shopping for stretchy pants.
It’s beginning to look like Fall at The Kawata Estates & Corporate Tower.
September 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s beginning to look like Fall at The Kawata Estates & Corporate Tower.
I’ve enhanced my awkward yard space by creating a Pink Flamingo garden.
August 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve enhanced my awkward yard space by creating a Pink Flamingo garden.
The House Monitor
August 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The House Monitor
Lessons in Paul 101. I’ll grill; therefore, I am.
July 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Lessons in Paul 101. I’ll grill; therefore, I am.
Lawn care supervisors.
July 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Lawn care supervisors.
A popular biscuit place moved to my neighborhood. If you ever get on my bad side, a gift of one of these will always smooth things over.
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A popular biscuit place moved to my neighborhood. If you ever get on my bad side, a gift of one of these will always smooth things over.
I thought growing old would take longer.
June 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I thought growing old would take longer.
Grilling is my love language.
May 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Grilling is my love language.
Everytime I find a dead bug in my cocktail, I think to myself: “That’s genius!”
April 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everytime I find a dead bug in my cocktail, I think to myself: “That’s genius!”
And now my sanctuary has become their sanctuary.
April 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And now my sanctuary has become their sanctuary.
A sweet friend of mine planned to propose to his girlfriend in a romantic, elaborate way. When none of his plans came together, he ended up proposing to her in their bathroom.
Thank you, sweet friend. The jokes from this write themselves.
Thank you, sweet friend. The jokes from this write themselves.
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
A sweet friend of mine planned to propose to his girlfriend in a romantic, elaborate way. When none of his plans came together, he ended up proposing to her in their bathroom.
Thank you, sweet friend. The jokes from this write themselves.
Thank you, sweet friend. The jokes from this write themselves.
Once again I’m drinking like someone half my age.
March 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Once again I’m drinking like someone half my age.
I’m 53. I could be spending my time drinking martinis, completing cross-stitch patterns, and watching shows on CBS. But instead, I spend my free time leading an LGBTA+ kickball league filled with players half my age. Jealous?
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m 53. I could be spending my time drinking martinis, completing cross-stitch patterns, and watching shows on CBS. But instead, I spend my free time leading an LGBTA+ kickball league filled with players half my age. Jealous?
I’ve decided to radically depart from my life-long hairstyle of football helmet to growing a mullet. I like it so far, but it’s started giving Carol Brady chic.
February 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve decided to radically depart from my life-long hairstyle of football helmet to growing a mullet. I like it so far, but it’s started giving Carol Brady chic.
Happy Hump Day!
February 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Happy Hump Day!
Someone’s missing Daddy tonight.
February 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Someone’s missing Daddy tonight.
We searched Tokyo and Kyoto extensively for Kimmie Dolls that spoke to us. After a thorough search, we finally encountered these two. Aren’t they adorable?
February 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We searched Tokyo and Kyoto extensively for Kimmie Dolls that spoke to us. After a thorough search, we finally encountered these two. Aren’t they adorable?