Spoilers, Trisha, spoilers!

It’s awesome. I wish this is the stuff people got excited about.

Yeah, but know I want to read that book and I’m sad because I know it can never happen.

It isn’t though. It shows that he was popular. You criticise Johnson for the way he won, but you criticise Corbyn for the way he lost.

Go ahead, tell me that that’s my problem. It’s not. It’s yours.

I used to live in a large town house with eight bedrooms and three bathrooms.

I didn’t, of course because it was converted into flats, one of which I occupied. Ours had two bedrooms and one bathroom.

Oh good, we’re now an adjective on a par with Spurs.

If I were a different ethnicity and a journalist I’d be terrified to go to an event like that and ask a question.

Damn, I meant Telegraph!