Paulio 🥚
@paulio.bsky.social
Donald Trump working out that hepatitis tweet irl.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Donald Trump working out that hepatitis tweet irl.
Life Is a Flower (Extended Version)
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October 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Got the Tancredi specials @vonstrenginho.espressi.no
April 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Got the Tancredi specials @vonstrenginho.espressi.no
Thought it was a good idea to just keep me ankle socks on when putting me Timbs on to walk a two mile round trip to the library and back. It wasn’t.
March 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thought it was a good idea to just keep me ankle socks on when putting me Timbs on to walk a two mile round trip to the library and back. It wasn’t.
There’s grown men and women on the other app with not a single pot to piss in, just a bad fall away from bankruptcy, actually praying for the £500b valued company Tesla. I’m almost done around there me.
March 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
There’s grown men and women on the other app with not a single pot to piss in, just a bad fall away from bankruptcy, actually praying for the £500b valued company Tesla. I’m almost done around there me.
Give me a comedy podcast over a stand up comedy special any day of the week. Watching someone or some people just sit around and be funny is way funnier than seeing someone trying - even successfully - to be funny.
March 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Give me a comedy podcast over a stand up comedy special any day of the week. Watching someone or some people just sit around and be funny is way funnier than seeing someone trying - even successfully - to be funny.
Bring back blooper reels at the end of movies!
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Bring back blooper reels at the end of movies!
The only thing stopping me using Bluesky more is the timeline settings. Can I change them? I can’t be doing with opening the app and it’s at the most recent post and I have two scroll down but then if I want to see newer posts I have to do the same thing again. Any way to have it more like Twitters?
March 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The only thing stopping me using Bluesky more is the timeline settings. Can I change them? I can’t be doing with opening the app and it’s at the most recent post and I have two scroll down but then if I want to see newer posts I have to do the same thing again. Any way to have it more like Twitters?
Twitter is going down more often than Superhead. Fuck that app.
March 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Twitter is going down more often than Superhead. Fuck that app.
My talent is knowing for a fact who has ever smoked a cigarette in their life when they’re smoking in movies. Like no bitch you’ve never smoked a tab in your life. Sort it out.
February 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My talent is knowing for a fact who has ever smoked a cigarette in their life when they’re smoking in movies. Like no bitch you’ve never smoked a tab in your life. Sort it out.
Rewatching Top Gun 2 for the first time since the cinema. Absolute masterpiece. Blows the first one clean away. Bit mad they left out all the gay stuff though.
February 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Rewatching Top Gun 2 for the first time since the cinema. Absolute masterpiece. Blows the first one clean away. Bit mad they left out all the gay stuff though.
Think we’re witnessing the greatest tv show ever made with Severance right now. Easily the best sci-fi.
February 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Think we’re witnessing the greatest tv show ever made with Severance right now. Easily the best sci-fi.
In a way it’s good that Elon Musk exists because instead of me having to follow a bunch of accounts to stop my timeline becoming an echo chamber of everything I agree with, I can just follow him because every single day he’ll RT 45/50 of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
February 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
In a way it’s good that Elon Musk exists because instead of me having to follow a bunch of accounts to stop my timeline becoming an echo chamber of everything I agree with, I can just follow him because every single day he’ll RT 45/50 of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
Just farted and me air purifier went from 3 to 87.
February 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just farted and me air purifier went from 3 to 87.
There isn’t a single Luigi Mangione meme that’s more than 2 months old. That’s crazy.
February 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
There isn’t a single Luigi Mangione meme that’s more than 2 months old. That’s crazy.
Halfway through The Agency. Cracking series. Jodie Turner Smith is the love of my life after I watched Queen and Slim but fuuuuuck me Michael Fassbender can act. He’s phenomenal.
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Halfway through The Agency. Cracking series. Jodie Turner Smith is the love of my life after I watched Queen and Slim but fuuuuuck me Michael Fassbender can act. He’s phenomenal.
Forgot to post my little girl turning 11 on the 14th. Still going strong. Still won’t let me walk her anything less than 15k a day. Machine.
January 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Forgot to post my little girl turning 11 on the 14th. Still going strong. Still won’t let me walk her anything less than 15k a day. Machine.
There’s a major fucking coup in America. It’s all going on. Two South Africans apartheid babies on the rampage.
January 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There’s a major fucking coup in America. It’s all going on. Two South Africans apartheid babies on the rampage.
America under Trump is like the Wild West. I give it a week before they’re putting out ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ posters for immigrants and gays. Easily the worst country on Earth.
January 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
America under Trump is like the Wild West. I give it a week before they’re putting out ‘Wanted: Dead or Alive’ posters for immigrants and gays. Easily the worst country on Earth.
Twitter, “oh so you’re done with that 30 second funny video, are you!? Well since that’s finished here’s a 9 minute Alex Jones one for you.”
Almost every damn time.
Almost every damn time.
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Twitter, “oh so you’re done with that 30 second funny video, are you!? Well since that’s finished here’s a 9 minute Alex Jones one for you.”
Almost every damn time.
Almost every damn time.