Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy
@paulievitoshitman.bsky.social
I’m a little rusty, but it’ll come back to me. pArODy
600%?!?! They paying us to take these drugs I guess. What a win! FFS.🤦🏻♂️
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
600%?!?! They paying us to take these drugs I guess. What a win! FFS.🤦🏻♂️
Dude must love the feeling of losing.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude must love the feeling of losing.
Yikes.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yikes.
And he’ll win, because we need this right now. Well I need this right now, but we all need this right now too.
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And he’ll win, because we need this right now. Well I need this right now, but we all need this right now too.
So the ovaries are near the breasts now??? I should have paid more attention in health class. I’m learning so much.
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
So the ovaries are near the breasts now??? I should have paid more attention in health class. I’m learning so much.
Thank God Trump got men out of women’s sports huh?! 🤦🏻♂️
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thank God Trump got men out of women’s sports huh?! 🤦🏻♂️
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
Literally anything that benefits us he takes away.
Is Hell freezing over?
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Is Hell freezing over?
Not even being a little sarcastic about this. The director of the movie said that the case and how it was tried in the courtroom scenes were 100% accurate.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not even being a little sarcastic about this. The director of the movie said that the case and how it was tried in the courtroom scenes were 100% accurate.
And this is coming from a sex trafficker.
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
And this is coming from a sex trafficker.
This will make everything all better. What a dipshit. And these dipshit MAGA’s will be all like “he’s the best!!! Fuck Joe Biden “ dipshits.
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This will make everything all better. What a dipshit. And these dipshit MAGA’s will be all like “he’s the best!!! Fuck Joe Biden “ dipshits.
Is this guy for fucking real?
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is this guy for fucking real?
Is Hell freezing over??? I never thought I’d see a day when I actually agree with this Sasquatch. But here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Is Hell freezing over??? I never thought I’d see a day when I actually agree with this Sasquatch. But here we are.
Lowest energy President ever.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lowest energy President ever.
What a bunch of crybabies.
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What a bunch of crybabies.
This sounds like he forgot he had a science project due and he’s just winging it in front of the whole classroom.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This sounds like he forgot he had a science project due and he’s just winging it in front of the whole classroom.
No thanks, even if Verizon paid me to take the service, I’d still not use it.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
No thanks, even if Verizon paid me to take the service, I’d still not use it.
A fucking hope Tylenol sues this mushroom dick 🍄
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A fucking hope Tylenol sues this mushroom dick 🍄
I asked. And oh boy!!
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I asked. And oh boy!!
MAGA’s are literally wrong about everything. Dipshits
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
MAGA’s are literally wrong about everything. Dipshits
I hope his penis falls off.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I hope his penis falls off.
I’m still fuming over this. I’ve never seen such a more apt example that sums up the Trump presidency so adequately.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m still fuming over this. I’ve never seen such a more apt example that sums up the Trump presidency so adequately.
This motherfucker man.
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This motherfucker man.
She’s pulling “Rogan”!! Too late you Sasquatch.
October 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She’s pulling “Rogan”!! Too late you Sasquatch.
Nice.
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Nice.