I’ve a 2011 mini which is running continuously on its original hard drive and has had to be restarted less often than my 2019 MacBook Pro.

It best describes what I do

My current actual job title.

Pesky reality has a way of ruining otherwise pleasant notions of ironic justice.

Hang on. So the Department of War/Defence can recall retired members of the armed forces to court martial them? Fun option for when JD Vance and Pete Hegseth get to the end of their unearned authority.

I remember talking about this conundrum at a job interview once.

If I were suddenly, and through no fault of my own, a multi-billionaire, how would *I* convice people that I wasn't an asshole?

I would quietly spend money solving other people's problems until I was no longer a billionaire.