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Paulette the Christmas Fairy 🧚‍♀️
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Be warned, I am a Roxy Music super fan!
Depeche Mode fans are also welcome, as I happen to be one myself.

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Good morning 😊
Today I will be posting telepathically. If you find yourself laughing for no apparent reason, that was me. You're welcome.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Good morning 😊
I am playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so l obviously can't get out of bed or I'll die.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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If you're already late, take your time. You can't be late twice.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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The older you get, the more you appreciate being at home, not doing a damn thing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I'M A PERFECTIONIST AND A PROCRASTINATOR. I WANT MY HOUSE TO LOOK PERFECT... BUT IT CAN WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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T.G.I.F. THANK GOD I'M FABULOUS.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Once upon a time, there was a woman who said, “SCREW IT!” And she lived happily ever after. The End.
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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I WILL IGNORE YOU SO HARD YOU WILL START TO DOUBT YOUR OWN EXISTENCE.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Good afternoon!

I’ve had to spend the morning with ‘people’! 😑
I'm sorry. Did I just roll my eyes out loud?
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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SOMETIMES MY FAVORITE PLACE TO GO IS NOWHERE AND MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IS NOTHING... Actually, the word sometimes is superfluous. ☺️
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Good morning 😊
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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#totp
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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#totp
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Good morning 😊
I'm so mysterious, not even I know what I'm doing. 😉
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Don't worry about what I'm doing. Worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward. 😬
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. There's only so many times you can hit the alarm Snooze button
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Good morning/afternoon 😊
Picture of a woman drinking tea and reading the newspapers in bed. Caption: There is absolutely no excuse for laziness, but if you find one let me know!
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Thank goodness my book finally arrived. I almost started cleaning the house.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Too Much Pertection is a mistake But what can I do?
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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WOKE UP EARLY THERE WAS NO WORM 🐛
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Today I am going to give it my some..
November 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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if you don't like sarcasm don't ask me things
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM