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Paul Cox
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Soccer. Rants. Whatnot. 🇺🇸🇪🇸
Sounders season ticket holders? I am yet again returning (well, trying to return!) to the Alliance Council.

Please vote early and vote often!

soundersalliance.org/vote/
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This one stopped me dead in my tracks.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s that time again!

Thanks, friends

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November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Another that is also pretty awesome, even if it isn’t my cup of tea
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hmm… there’s a couple.

Both of these are “listen to every single song every single time” albums for me.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I paused it at the moment Marty McFly realizes all this and explained to D and G that this persona was based on Trump.

And D said “so basically we’re living in this timeline?”

I said yeah, that’s why we all feel like making the same face (as Marty when he realizes it) all the time:
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The best comedy/satire has strong basis in the truth.

Everyone knows the truth about JD Vance.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It’s really starting to hit the fan now.

This is a list of the various air traffic control facilities and areas that wound up with reduced traffic due to not enough staffing.

Working one of the most stressful, demanding jobs for an IOU is not healthy to your psyche.

End the shutdown.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The law requiring the kicking team’s players to be a yard/meter away has been in place for a few years now.

Amazing that he thought this would be okay.
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I’m sure whatever knocks our power offline will leave our internet connectivity alone, right?
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I totally want @derekmyoung.bsky.social and @postureduck.bsky.social on my trivia team
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t think this headline makes sense.

I guess it’s just me but somehow “we’re going to maintain this ceasefire by bombing you” seems counterproductive.
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This is nuts
October 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Sounders legend Paul Rothrock meets Sounders (fan) legend Paul Cox!

(He was more impressed with my Chad Marshall shirt. Can’t say I blame him.)
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Vamanos Sounders
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Derby weekend
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You jump into a time machine and wind up in 1982.

Who do you go see? Pick your top 3-5.

Queen
Talking Heads
Genesis
Blondie
Heart (with John Cougar!)
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ouch.
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For some reason in Apple Music I’m getting alt-text on the album photos and it kind of kicks ass
September 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
<sadtrombone.mp3>
August 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
THAT’S MY CAPITÁN!

SIT DOWN BARCA YOU SNOBBY CATALANS

Man I wish I were in Valencia today. Estadi Ciutat de València must be going nuts.
August 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Interesting phishing attempt just now.

I don’t have Coinbase (crypto is a scam, a pyramid scheme, people) but if someone did and they got this, they might freak out that someone is trying to steal their money.
August 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Okay, hear me out on this idea…
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My child is so excited right now, she’s practically vibrating. It’s awesome to see the enthusiasm.
August 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM