Paul Carmichael
@paulcarmichaeluk.bsky.social
Co-host of the podcasts Tony Slattery’s Rambling Club and Nice Things. Dad, husband, dog-owner, VO waffler. https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/tony-slatterys-rambling-club/id1775871287
Mad week. Released the new podcast, directed a show with the Bonzo Dogs, worked on that with Flip Webster (big influence on young me), the podcast went to Number 1, spent a lovely morning teaching & now I am rather goosed and ready for Christmas.
I am full of gratitude and very happy.
I am full of gratitude and very happy.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Mad week. Released the new podcast, directed a show with the Bonzo Dogs, worked on that with Flip Webster (big influence on young me), the podcast went to Number 1, spent a lovely morning teaching & now I am rather goosed and ready for Christmas.
I am full of gratitude and very happy.
I am full of gratitude and very happy.
Sad to hear we’ve lost Pauline Collins. A cracking actress. RIP
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sad to hear we’ve lost Pauline Collins. A cracking actress. RIP
113 years since my Grandad was born on the 5th of November 1912.
He was a cracking gentleman from whom I inherited the majority of my good points.
It’s been 33 years since he died but I still miss him. He was brill. The perfect Grandad.
He was a cracking gentleman from whom I inherited the majority of my good points.
It’s been 33 years since he died but I still miss him. He was brill. The perfect Grandad.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
113 years since my Grandad was born on the 5th of November 1912.
He was a cracking gentleman from whom I inherited the majority of my good points.
It’s been 33 years since he died but I still miss him. He was brill. The perfect Grandad.
He was a cracking gentleman from whom I inherited the majority of my good points.
It’s been 33 years since he died but I still miss him. He was brill. The perfect Grandad.
Having some proper old school soap opera blocking via a bit of Jupiter Moon.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Having some proper old school soap opera blocking via a bit of Jupiter Moon.
As it’s spooky season, here are some demons from an 18th century demonology book for you. I’m particularly fond of number 4 who has sea monsters coming out of their fanny.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As it’s spooky season, here are some demons from an 18th century demonology book for you. I’m particularly fond of number 4 who has sea monsters coming out of their fanny.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Blimey! I wonder where they put the rest of him?
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Blimey! I wonder where they put the rest of him?
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
A cracking day yesterday in an Oxfordshire theatre (“plots have I laid” etc) then home, via a wonderful pet shop and the most exciting voicemail I’ve ever had, to Stan who was slightly intimidated by his new bone but soon got to grips with it.
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A cracking day yesterday in an Oxfordshire theatre (“plots have I laid” etc) then home, via a wonderful pet shop and the most exciting voicemail I’ve ever had, to Stan who was slightly intimidated by his new bone but soon got to grips with it.
Yet more attempts at cultural vandalism as Badenoch decides the Humanities are worthless.
Wanting to stop any adult from studying whatever they wish, considering they’re paying for it, is sign of a society in trouble.
Wanting to stop any adult from studying whatever they wish, considering they’re paying for it, is sign of a society in trouble.
October 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Yet more attempts at cultural vandalism as Badenoch decides the Humanities are worthless.
Wanting to stop any adult from studying whatever they wish, considering they’re paying for it, is sign of a society in trouble.
Wanting to stop any adult from studying whatever they wish, considering they’re paying for it, is sign of a society in trouble.
I hope you’ve all seen the #CameraPorn during the first ep of Object Z? Starts with a CU of the inside, dollys back as the hatch is replaced then you get a lovely reveal of the full thing. Beautiful stuff. #ObjectZ #Ffantaface
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hope you’ve all seen the #CameraPorn during the first ep of Object Z? Starts with a CU of the inside, dollys back as the hatch is replaced then you get a lovely reveal of the full thing. Beautiful stuff. #ObjectZ #Ffantaface
Might start a Callan rewatch. It’s very good, isn’t it?
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Might start a Callan rewatch. It’s very good, isn’t it?
🥳It's 358 years since #SamuelPepys shat in a fireplace:
"I to bed and in the night was mightily troubled with a looseness (I suppose from some fresh damp linen that I put on) and was forced to rise and shit in the chimney twice; and so to bed and was very well again."🎉
"I to bed and in the night was mightily troubled with a looseness (I suppose from some fresh damp linen that I put on) and was forced to rise and shit in the chimney twice; and so to bed and was very well again."🎉
September 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🥳It's 358 years since #SamuelPepys shat in a fireplace:
"I to bed and in the night was mightily troubled with a looseness (I suppose from some fresh damp linen that I put on) and was forced to rise and shit in the chimney twice; and so to bed and was very well again."🎉
"I to bed and in the night was mightily troubled with a looseness (I suppose from some fresh damp linen that I put on) and was forced to rise and shit in the chimney twice; and so to bed and was very well again."🎉
Brand new NT!
What if Never the Twain had been made by the BBC? Resident Alien, lottery cheats, Derek Deadmad & a lively discussion on sitcom, particularly Only Fools & Horses plus all the usual bollocks!
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
Spotify-> open.spotify.com/episode/54qy...
What if Never the Twain had been made by the BBC? Resident Alien, lottery cheats, Derek Deadmad & a lively discussion on sitcom, particularly Only Fools & Horses plus all the usual bollocks!
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
Spotify-> open.spotify.com/episode/54qy...
September 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Brand new NT!
What if Never the Twain had been made by the BBC? Resident Alien, lottery cheats, Derek Deadmad & a lively discussion on sitcom, particularly Only Fools & Horses plus all the usual bollocks!
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
Spotify-> open.spotify.com/episode/54qy...
What if Never the Twain had been made by the BBC? Resident Alien, lottery cheats, Derek Deadmad & a lively discussion on sitcom, particularly Only Fools & Horses plus all the usual bollocks!
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
Spotify-> open.spotify.com/episode/54qy...
I think everything would be better if all 24 hour news stations were closed down and we went back to the 5.40 Early Evening and News At Ten on the _third_ channel and The 9 O’Clock News on BBC1 preceded by “and now, let’s go Nationwide.”
Everything, from the titles onward, was better…
Everything, from the titles onward, was better…
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I think everything would be better if all 24 hour news stations were closed down and we went back to the 5.40 Early Evening and News At Ten on the _third_ channel and The 9 O’Clock News on BBC1 preceded by “and now, let’s go Nationwide.”
Everything, from the titles onward, was better…
Everything, from the titles onward, was better…
Had a wonderful day guesting at Bridlington Comic Con with the Rambling Club. A cracking live episode recorded and I met two childhood legends. Can’t complain at that.
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Had a wonderful day guesting at Bridlington Comic Con with the Rambling Club. A cracking live episode recorded and I met two childhood legends. Can’t complain at that.
What a lovely day. And the bells are ringing out!
They found a Viking burial in the churchyard so it’s been a place of worship and belief for over a thousand years.l
They found a Viking burial in the churchyard so it’s been a place of worship and belief for over a thousand years.l
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What a lovely day. And the bells are ringing out!
They found a Viking burial in the churchyard so it’s been a place of worship and belief for over a thousand years.l
They found a Viking burial in the churchyard so it’s been a place of worship and belief for over a thousand years.l
Post your babe in trouble
August 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Post your babe in trouble
I’ve just discovered there is a full sized Moominhouse on a small island west of Turku and now I feel I have to go there.
August 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I’ve just discovered there is a full sized Moominhouse on a small island west of Turku and now I feel I have to go there.
Someone has read about how EastEnders was produced in 1987 and got himself very confused!
He’s gone quiet now. Odd that! More to follow.
He’s gone quiet now. Odd that! More to follow.
August 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Someone has read about how EastEnders was produced in 1987 and got himself very confused!
He’s gone quiet now. Odd that! More to follow.
He’s gone quiet now. Odd that! More to follow.
Well, there could be worse choices.
August 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Well, there could be worse choices.
It’s common knowledge Churchill used to hold meetings with people from his bath or whilst getting out of it.
In 1942 one of his aides wrote this description of such a meeting: “Under his skimpy vest, penis and a pair of crinkled, creamy buttocks protruded.”
And he supplied a picture.
In 1942 one of his aides wrote this description of such a meeting: “Under his skimpy vest, penis and a pair of crinkled, creamy buttocks protruded.”
And he supplied a picture.
July 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It’s common knowledge Churchill used to hold meetings with people from his bath or whilst getting out of it.
In 1942 one of his aides wrote this description of such a meeting: “Under his skimpy vest, penis and a pair of crinkled, creamy buttocks protruded.”
And he supplied a picture.
In 1942 one of his aides wrote this description of such a meeting: “Under his skimpy vest, penis and a pair of crinkled, creamy buttocks protruded.”
And he supplied a picture.
In our new look NT2.0 show we present Black Sabbath, Lemmy, AI bollocks, Arthur Lowe, Don Estelle, Arthur C Sharp, Feldman on Give Us A Clue, the art of displaying books, Sir Mortimer Wheeler & Jimmy Clitheroe + all the usual bollocks.
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
(More links below)
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
(More links below)
July 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In our new look NT2.0 show we present Black Sabbath, Lemmy, AI bollocks, Arthur Lowe, Don Estelle, Arthur C Sharp, Feldman on Give Us A Clue, the art of displaying books, Sir Mortimer Wheeler & Jimmy Clitheroe + all the usual bollocks.
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
(More links below)
iTunes-> podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/n...
(More links below)
This is where I post from.
July 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is where I post from.