Paul Burns
@paulburns.bsky.social
The sun’s not yellow
It’s chicken…
It’s chicken…
Wildly unpopular opinion: I’ve seen enough over the last two games to suggest that MUFC are gonna be fine during AFCON. Come at me! 👊🏼
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Wildly unpopular opinion: I’ve seen enough over the last two games to suggest that MUFC are gonna be fine during AFCON. Come at me! 👊🏼
Update on the little one…Alls I’m saying is that it’s a good job she’s cute because she stinks to high heaven and identifies as a piranha at the moment! 😆
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Update on the little one…Alls I’m saying is that it’s a good job she’s cute because she stinks to high heaven and identifies as a piranha at the moment! 😆
If we dare to look outside of our Manchester United bubble it’s clear that #MUFC fans aren’t the only ones on a rollercoaster ride this season!! 🎢 📈 📉
December 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If we dare to look outside of our Manchester United bubble it’s clear that #MUFC fans aren’t the only ones on a rollercoaster ride this season!! 🎢 📈 📉
Yeah, but it’s okay Esheru ‘cause:
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Yeah, but it’s okay Esheru ‘cause:
Missed last nights Champions League games. Delighted to inform you all that I’ll be watching The Old Mob vs. The New Mob…
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Missed last nights Champions League games. Delighted to inform you all that I’ll be watching The Old Mob vs. The New Mob…
Cas when he sees your post Eddy! 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cas when he sees your post Eddy! 🤣
@andymitten.bsky.social 🫵🏼
Category 2 negativity-vortex currently heading North. Some people are only happy when it rains! ⚠️
Category 2 negativity-vortex currently heading North. Some people are only happy when it rains! ⚠️
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@andymitten.bsky.social 🫵🏼
Category 2 negativity-vortex currently heading North. Some people are only happy when it rains! ⚠️
Category 2 negativity-vortex currently heading North. Some people are only happy when it rains! ⚠️
We’re all ill here and so it’s been a three day battle to get the tree and decorations up. Happy Advent and merry Christmas to all who celebrate 🍾 🎄 🎅 🤶
#ChristmasTreeWanker
#ChristmasTreeWanker
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We’re all ill here and so it’s been a three day battle to get the tree and decorations up. Happy Advent and merry Christmas to all who celebrate 🍾 🎄 🎅 🤶
#ChristmasTreeWanker
#ChristmasTreeWanker
Sky Sports interpretation: ‘Oliver Glasner speaks out on his extramarital affair.’
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sky Sports interpretation: ‘Oliver Glasner speaks out on his extramarital affair.’
It’s that time of year again! I don’t watch much telly so this is my own personal BAFTA/Oscar awards.🏆 My yearly recap says I spent a full 29 days listening to music in 2025. God knows what it’d be if my radio consumption was included! 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It’s that time of year again! I don’t watch much telly so this is my own personal BAFTA/Oscar awards.🏆 My yearly recap says I spent a full 29 days listening to music in 2025. God knows what it’d be if my radio consumption was included! 🤣
If this is a joke, it’s flown right over my head! But…
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If this is a joke, it’s flown right over my head! But…
"When my career finishes and I'm enjoying my life... the keyboard warriors that troll me online will still be in their mum's spare bedroom, sipping Pepsi that's flat, eating a Pot Noodle, sitting in their boxers, tweeting".
— Phil Jones. ❤️🤍🖤
— Phil Jones. ❤️🤍🖤
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"When my career finishes and I'm enjoying my life... the keyboard warriors that troll me online will still be in their mum's spare bedroom, sipping Pepsi that's flat, eating a Pot Noodle, sitting in their boxers, tweeting".
— Phil Jones. ❤️🤍🖤
— Phil Jones. ❤️🤍🖤
I’ll be eternally grateful that Kendrick Lamar took Drake the Snake to the cleaners, BUT, he’s majorly overhyped & overrated. I said what I said, deal with it. 🫵🏼
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ll be eternally grateful that Kendrick Lamar took Drake the Snake to the cleaners, BUT, he’s majorly overhyped & overrated. I said what I said, deal with it. 🫵🏼
I watched the original IT when I was far too young and was scared stiff of going into the local woods for a good while afterwards! 😆 If you like the films then this series is a must watch. Proper twisted horror. It’s been 8 out of 10 so far.
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I watched the original IT when I was far too young and was scared stiff of going into the local woods for a good while afterwards! 😆 If you like the films then this series is a must watch. Proper twisted horror. It’s been 8 out of 10 so far.
And people wonder why we get self-serving career politicians. Society should resurrect the notion of Plato’s Philosopher Kings.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
And people wonder why we get self-serving career politicians. Society should resurrect the notion of Plato’s Philosopher Kings.
What’s an album by a band/artist that you think’s better than their most highly regarded one?
For example, as I’ve got older I like Be Here Now by Oasis a lot & barely listen to their first two. The one I’m hammering right now and thinking is arguably better than their debut though is this:
For example, as I’ve got older I like Be Here Now by Oasis a lot & barely listen to their first two. The one I’m hammering right now and thinking is arguably better than their debut though is this:
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What’s an album by a band/artist that you think’s better than their most highly regarded one?
For example, as I’ve got older I like Be Here Now by Oasis a lot & barely listen to their first two. The one I’m hammering right now and thinking is arguably better than their debut though is this:
For example, as I’ve got older I like Be Here Now by Oasis a lot & barely listen to their first two. The one I’m hammering right now and thinking is arguably better than their debut though is this:
Hello darkness my old friend! It’s been a while but I’ve started getting this notification again after quite a lengthy absence. 🤔 Sorry Apple but I can’t hear your messages for the music and I’m turning it up to 11 out of spite!! 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hello darkness my old friend! It’s been a while but I’ve started getting this notification again after quite a lengthy absence. 🤔 Sorry Apple but I can’t hear your messages for the music and I’m turning it up to 11 out of spite!! 🤣
Generally good, thanks. Had about a month where I just didn’t feel like interacting with anyone so wasn’t active on here. I nearly posted this last night because I was a bit manic and reminded me of being back in 2013 when I wasn’t too good!
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Generally good, thanks. Had about a month where I just didn’t feel like interacting with anyone so wasn’t active on here. I nearly posted this last night because I was a bit manic and reminded me of being back in 2013 when I wasn’t too good!
Heard this on the radio for the first time today. Thought I’d tuned into CBBC Radio or something for a minute. Discombobulated. 😵💫🫨🫠
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Heard this on the radio for the first time today. Thought I’d tuned into CBBC Radio or something for a minute. Discombobulated. 😵💫🫨🫠
I think I’m from a generation where we can be hot & cold with the internet and mobile devices. To our kids’ generation however their devices are almost extensions of their bodies. The internet is their oxygen!
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I think I’m from a generation where we can be hot & cold with the internet and mobile devices. To our kids’ generation however their devices are almost extensions of their bodies. The internet is their oxygen!
FIFA’s Coach of the 20th Century, Rinus Michels, differentiates between predominantly coach led sports like the NFL and player led sports like football. But in C21st footy there’s less & less emphasis on player autonomy and more on coaches decision making. It’s sad that players are like robots now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
FIFA’s Coach of the 20th Century, Rinus Michels, differentiates between predominantly coach led sports like the NFL and player led sports like football. But in C21st footy there’s less & less emphasis on player autonomy and more on coaches decision making. It’s sad that players are like robots now.
Reminder: First four tracks of ‘Joy As An Act Of Resistance’ are the greatest opening 4 songs in modern history. I’m yet to be convinced otherwise. Get it down your neck for goodness sake!
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Reminder: First four tracks of ‘Joy As An Act Of Resistance’ are the greatest opening 4 songs in modern history. I’m yet to be convinced otherwise. Get it down your neck for goodness sake!
