Paul Burley
@paulburley.bsky.social
Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, covets cats, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places.
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
📍 Manchester, England
🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley
Could be worse, given our track record. Of everything.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Could be worse, given our track record. Of everything.
I only visit Facebook for the comments.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I only visit Facebook for the comments.
Hahaha! Yeah, because if there's one thing a sleep-deprived person wants, it's the gamification of the sleep they aren't getting enough of.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Hahaha! Yeah, because if there's one thing a sleep-deprived person wants, it's the gamification of the sleep they aren't getting enough of.
I really need some reading specs, I thought that was Alan Carr. 🙈 (Congratulations to you, though - wonderful news! X)
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I really need some reading specs, I thought that was Alan Carr. 🙈 (Congratulations to you, though - wonderful news! X)
I mean, I love 'em and The Star Beast is a true gem to watch. But £45?!! You can stick a "for kids aged 5+" label on it all you like, at that price, it’s one for the collectors only, surely? character-online.com/products/doc...
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I mean, I love 'em and The Star Beast is a true gem to watch. But £45?!! You can stick a "for kids aged 5+" label on it all you like, at that price, it’s one for the collectors only, surely? character-online.com/products/doc...
Happy #DoctorWho Day. I'm going to celebrate by watching my favourite Doctor, "David Burton", as he faces The Monsters of Ness and travels through time and space in his trusty TARDIS disguised as a red telephone kiosk, all of which was definitely recorded in 1991 and not a hoax.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Happy #DoctorWho Day. I'm going to celebrate by watching my favourite Doctor, "David Burton", as he faces The Monsters of Ness and travels through time and space in his trusty TARDIS disguised as a red telephone kiosk, all of which was definitely recorded in 1991 and not a hoax.
Dear eBay, you are right to recommend this to me, but please don't. I can't be trusted with my bank card. ebay.us/m/VSegti
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Dear eBay, you are right to recommend this to me, but please don't. I can't be trusted with my bank card. ebay.us/m/VSegti
I had a Quality Street the other day, and it just make me feel a bit sick.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I had a Quality Street the other day, and it just make me feel a bit sick.
Happy Local Men's Day. #InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Local Men's Day. #InternationalMensDay
Stopped reading at '28 years ago'. JFC.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Stopped reading at '28 years ago'. JFC.
Everything aches, but at least Monday is nearly here.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everything aches, but at least Monday is nearly here.
I had an inkling, NGL. 🩷💜💙
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I had an inkling, NGL. 🩷💜💙
A bit of nonsense from a few years back, and pretty fitting with The War Between the Land and the Sea almost here, not to mention the new feature-length cut of The Sea Devils. If you love #DoctorWho and absurdly niche 1970s comic classifieds, this one’s for you. Enjoy!
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A bit of nonsense from a few years back, and pretty fitting with The War Between the Land and the Sea almost here, not to mention the new feature-length cut of The Sea Devils. If you love #DoctorWho and absurdly niche 1970s comic classifieds, this one’s for you. Enjoy!
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Continuing this theme of 'saddest and pathetic things', here's an offering from professional door-opener, Daniel Bedingfield.
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Continuing this theme of 'saddest and pathetic things', here's an offering from professional door-opener, Daniel Bedingfield.
To be fair, I think the new Dr. Who and their trusty sidekick are going to be great.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
To be fair, I think the new Dr. Who and their trusty sidekick are going to be great.
th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
th3 alg0r1thm iz bR0k3n.
The four young lads from Stranger Things on The One Show right now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The four young lads from Stranger Things on The One Show right now.
Ah, so you’ve dragged the fake plastic tree out of the loft and plastered it all over your socials, have you? It looks lovely.
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ah, so you’ve dragged the fake plastic tree out of the loft and plastered it all over your socials, have you? It looks lovely.
Alright, BBC News. Calm down.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Alright, BBC News. Calm down.
And those items from Godzilla are:
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
And those items from Godzilla are:
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
- Vengeance for humanity’s environmental crimes
- A subtle bajillion megaton reminder who’s boss
It's all so bizarre.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It's all so bizarre.
Happy National Retinol Day.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Happy National Retinol Day.