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Paul Bittlestone
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Former Filmmaker. Writer. Doing Science stuff, in theory. Middlesbrough exile. Endurer of Boro FC. Living in Scotland.
Anti-racist/fascist/bigot/zealotcommie/cult/greedy bastards. Non-religious. Disabled. Poor.
No porn/scam
This is my only account.
They both look like a failed batch of clones.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Who would want to have a holiday on a site of (ongoing) massacres and toxic pollution?
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"I won't hire Vin Diesel."
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Weirdly enough due to royalty and old institutions it's slower to do in UK than the US.

But we are poorer and more divided than ever with ineffective leadership and counters against corruption and economic espionage.

They'll play long game sitting on land ownership. Just like the royals.
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's been tested done and proved in the successful brexit campaign.

It was the proving ground for Trumps return.

It is the proving ground for further corporate/criminal backed breakups of democratic institutions.

This is happening now in both countries.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Parliament out of control and dividing the country.

There fixed it for you.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
*paying 4 - 20 times over the odds.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Being a well played sucker.

Never got the appeal of laying 4 to 20 times over the odds for deliberately restricted hardware that you can't upgrade or fix easily.

Just buy hardware for quarter of price and run an apple OS emulator if you need the software that much.

Money and fools.
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"We'll just stay a few days only then?"

"Aye"

Nods.
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Marketing
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The Brownshirt Boys
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Baby's Big Jail Breakout
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"We got a whack hawk going down!"

"We got another whack hawk going down!"

Someone call Ridley Scott.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He went otter the top.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey, I am genuine!
Why else would I put my old torn clothes in the trash!?
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It acquires its victims' memories and biology.

It may never of being a sentient space fairing species to begin with.

It spreads like a parasitical cancer.

If it was smart enough to begin with it could spread even more easily and insidiously.

Either way all life on earth be fucked.
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Exactly like the Team America epilogue.
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I often think of a vaporising doomsday weapon not just to destroy all human life and its inherent stupidity here but in all afterlifes (if there is such a thing).

"Fuck it, I've had enough of this stupid shit! Where's the fucking button!!!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
But Scotland would get relegated from it.
a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
ALT: a cartoon character is walking through a tunnel with a sword .
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November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM