Paul Turner
@paulandrewturner.bsky.social
No one of any significant importance.
Plays darts badly and wears shorts a lot.
Used to add up numbers for a living.
Brummie exiled in Cornwall.
Plays darts badly and wears shorts a lot.
Used to add up numbers for a living.
Brummie exiled in Cornwall.
Why when you've won millions would you continue with the lottery is the first question.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why when you've won millions would you continue with the lottery is the first question.
Famous for the Mousehole cat and star gazey pie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Famous for the Mousehole cat and star gazey pie
Mowz-hull is the best way it sounds - I'm not cornish but been down here for 20 odd years.
See also Launceston - pronounced Lansun
See also Launceston - pronounced Lansun
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Mowz-hull is the best way it sounds - I'm not cornish but been down here for 20 odd years.
See also Launceston - pronounced Lansun
See also Launceston - pronounced Lansun
How is Daphne?
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How is Daphne?
I'm old now and have had the benefit of being a boomer - not sure I would feel the same as someone mid 20s with student loan debt, starting out on low salary and having to live at home for years as no prospect of having my own place.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I'm old now and have had the benefit of being a boomer - not sure I would feel the same as someone mid 20s with student loan debt, starting out on low salary and having to live at home for years as no prospect of having my own place.
More importantly, what is the dreamies machine 🐈 😻
October 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
More importantly, what is the dreamies machine 🐈 😻
Thanks - will have a listen 👍
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Thanks - will have a listen 👍
It's such an amazing interview - it's quite mesmerising.
Watched The Damned United again a few weeks ago - reminds you how different football was back in the 70s.
Watched The Damned United again a few weeks ago - reminds you how different football was back in the 70s.
September 23, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It's such an amazing interview - it's quite mesmerising.
Watched The Damned United again a few weeks ago - reminds you how different football was back in the 70s.
Watched The Damned United again a few weeks ago - reminds you how different football was back in the 70s.
Love the way your comment turns into a song at the end
July 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Love the way your comment turns into a song at the end
Reposted by Paul Turner
I suppose it should be retitled The Pinch of Salt Path
July 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I suppose it should be retitled The Pinch of Salt Path
Reposted by Paul Turner
With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.
July 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
With this and Captain Tom, it's getting hard to trust people who go on really long walks.
Is he going to go back to the Angles, Saxons, Vikings too.
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is he going to go back to the Angles, Saxons, Vikings too.
Nuclear stuff would definitely be too noisy for the library
#ssssshusssssh
#ssssshusssssh
June 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Nuclear stuff would definitely be too noisy for the library
#ssssshusssssh
#ssssshusssssh
Plus no big willy to wave in front of their mates
June 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Plus no big willy to wave in front of their mates
It's as bad as that unfunny right wing comic - he seems to be on everything just because it meets the quotas.
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's as bad as that unfunny right wing comic - he seems to be on everything just because it meets the quotas.