Paula 🫘
@paulaknox.bsky.social
I can’t believe Clownstick von Fuckface won. Again 😡
🏳️🌈 #Ally #feminist
GenX mom, dog rescuer, lifelong democrat, daughter of Irish immigrants 🍀 and landscaper extraordinaire
#goodtrouble
#teamshelterdog
#leguminati 🫘
www.gardensofedenlandscape.com
🏳️🌈 #Ally #feminist
GenX mom, dog rescuer, lifelong democrat, daughter of Irish immigrants 🍀 and landscaper extraordinaire
#goodtrouble
#teamshelterdog
#leguminati 🫘
www.gardensofedenlandscape.com
“I don’t know what happened, officer. He called me ‘piggy’ and when I woke up, he was just lying there on the floor. Is he breathing?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“I don’t know what happened, officer. He called me ‘piggy’ and when I woke up, he was just lying there on the floor. Is he breathing?”
Even my brain damaged brother knows you need a warrant
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Even my brain damaged brother knows you need a warrant
He’s like the guy we all knew in college who insisted that he drove *better* when he was drunk
a man wearing a shirt that says that is not how this works on it
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says that is not how this works on it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
He’s like the guy we all knew in college who insisted that he drove *better* when he was drunk
They just never learn
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They just never learn
Waffles is very secure in his masculinity, the pink bombshell is his favorite cozy spot
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Waffles is very secure in his masculinity, the pink bombshell is his favorite cozy spot
They sure did, but I still loved her in it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They sure did, but I still loved her in it!
Waffles is still pissed about his vet visit yesterday
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Waffles is still pissed about his vet visit yesterday
And such a nice surprise! My dog Salami came in the house with something in her mouth- normally, it’s a dead bird- and dropped this little darling on the floor. Much better than a dead bird!
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
And such a nice surprise! My dog Salami came in the house with something in her mouth- normally, it’s a dead bird- and dropped this little darling on the floor. Much better than a dead bird!
Waffles! 💙 (whatever you do, DO NOT google blue waffles!)
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Waffles! 💙 (whatever you do, DO NOT google blue waffles!)
That sounds delicious and since I just picked up avocados (5 for 4 bucks, SCORE!) I’m definitely gonna try it 😊
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
That sounds delicious and since I just picked up avocados (5 for 4 bucks, SCORE!) I’m definitely gonna try it 😊
Oh sure, blame the victim 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh sure, blame the victim 😂
Good morning from Salami, who just yoinked the bacon off of my plate and genuinely believes that the table is providing sufficient cover
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good morning from Salami, who just yoinked the bacon off of my plate and genuinely believes that the table is providing sufficient cover
Well, it’s his account, so he gets to manage it the way he wants 🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Well, it’s his account, so he gets to manage it the way he wants 🤷♀️
I think he has an automatic block on accounts with large followings, at least that’s what I recall
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think he has an automatic block on accounts with large followings, at least that’s what I recall
Somebody needs to call the cops
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Somebody needs to call the cops
This feels like a 1929 moment to the rest of us
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This feels like a 1929 moment to the rest of us
And in the meantime, people will lose their healthcare and die.
a man applauds with the words way to go super proud of you behind him
ALT: a man applauds with the words way to go super proud of you behind him
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
And in the meantime, people will lose their healthcare and die.
Right after the midterms
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Right after the midterms
Well then, those pardons beg the question of what the hell else those people did 😒
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Well then, those pardons beg the question of what the hell else those people did 😒
All true. He’s also right in this instance
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
All true. He’s also right in this instance
He put velvet ropes in the fucking Oval Office 🤬
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He put velvet ropes in the fucking Oval Office 🤬
It’s better than a pinky promise not to gut the ACA, but not by much. I’d like to see the GOP get beat up over this until they lose most of their base
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s better than a pinky promise not to gut the ACA, but not by much. I’d like to see the GOP get beat up over this until they lose most of their base
So, will it be the Clownstick von Fuckface Stadium or the Yam Tits Stadium?
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So, will it be the Clownstick von Fuckface Stadium or the Yam Tits Stadium?