Patty Harbison
@pattyharbison.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Harvard Law grad, wife, mother, grandmother, gardener, artist. Owned by Lakeland Terriers. No DMs unless you know me in person. Bots pretending to be buxom young women will be blocked on impact.
The Australian hero has paler skin than Miss Vicky. And better hair, even though he's bald.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Australian hero has paler skin than Miss Vicky. And better hair, even though he's bald.
Him + all the MAGAs still supporting him.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Him + all the MAGAs still supporting him.
Only if I can be as lively as Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Only if I can be as lively as Dick Van Dyke.
When my now-adult son was a preschooler, he had 3 imaginary friends named Jip, Sardine, and Roll. Whenever he'd done something he shouldn't have done, he'd explain "Jip did it." Kristi has just subbed in Antifa for Jip.
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
When my now-adult son was a preschooler, he had 3 imaginary friends named Jip, Sardine, and Roll. Whenever he'd done something he shouldn't have done, he'd explain "Jip did it." Kristi has just subbed in Antifa for Jip.
Positively Faulknerian! Right out of "Absalom, Absalom." Trump has such a command of the English language, not to mention his unmatched ability to do "the weave." /s/
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Positively Faulknerian! Right out of "Absalom, Absalom." Trump has such a command of the English language, not to mention his unmatched ability to do "the weave." /s/
Same deal with Elise Stefanik (Harvard.) Senator Foghorn Leghorn (a/k/a Louisiana's John Kennedy) went to Vanderbilt undergrad & UVA law school.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Same deal with Elise Stefanik (Harvard.) Senator Foghorn Leghorn (a/k/a Louisiana's John Kennedy) went to Vanderbilt undergrad & UVA law school.
Unless it's an old lady Lakeland getting to cosplay as "Toto" on Halloween.....
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Unless it's an old lady Lakeland getting to cosplay as "Toto" on Halloween.....
I like the dead male boy theory.
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I like the dead male boy theory.
Valid, but Diego Parvia still deserves the Heisman. Prior to Diego, Vanderbilt's loftiest goal was to not have a losing record once every 10 years.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Valid, but Diego Parvia still deserves the Heisman. Prior to Diego, Vanderbilt's loftiest goal was to not have a losing record once every 10 years.
I've been awarded the FIFA prize for excellence in astrophysics! If I'd ever taken so much as a high school physics course, I might understand what this means. #FIFA #TrumpAward
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I've been awarded the FIFA prize for excellence in astrophysics! If I'd ever taken so much as a high school physics course, I might understand what this means. #FIFA #TrumpAward
What if this ISN'T that one time? I suspect the prosecutor didn't actually think the case was strong enough, but brought it anyway because of marching orders from Bondi and Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What if this ISN'T that one time? I suspect the prosecutor didn't actually think the case was strong enough, but brought it anyway because of marching orders from Bondi and Trump.
OK, drastically limited them.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OK, drastically limited them.
B.A. from Harvard College. You have to be smart to even get in anymore (legacy admissions are a thing of the past unless your parent is famous.)
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
B.A. from Harvard College. You have to be smart to even get in anymore (legacy admissions are a thing of the past unless your parent is famous.)
Especially playing for Elise. She's a smart well-educated womanwho know better.
a man says do you know what this is it 's the world 's smallest violin .
ALT: a man says do you know what this is it 's the world 's smallest violin .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Especially playing for Elise. She's a smart well-educated womanwho know better.
Who could have seen this coming? /s/
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Who could have seen this coming? /s/