Patteroast
@patteroast.net
Some guy from the Internet.
he/him, huge nerd, gay, might be a furry
he/him, huge nerd, gay, might be a furry
Someone came into a server I hang out on the other day and asked if a person following a person who follows a person who follows a person who is indefinably problematic somehow means the original person was bad and it took me a while to realize they were serious and not doing a bit.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Someone came into a server I hang out on the other day and asked if a person following a person who follows a person who follows a person who is indefinably problematic somehow means the original person was bad and it took me a while to realize they were serious and not doing a bit.
Weirdo black and white morality stuff. Anything they do is fine because they know they mean well and therefore never have to question their own motives, anything anyone else does is a secret sign they're 100% evil.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Weirdo black and white morality stuff. Anything they do is fine because they know they mean well and therefore never have to question their own motives, anything anyone else does is a secret sign they're 100% evil.
I like seeing your ychs even though I have no money just cuz I like seeing your art <3
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I like seeing your ychs even though I have no money just cuz I like seeing your art <3
I'm always toasting to the ballfart
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I'm always toasting to the ballfart
Was just looking for something in my old likes and seeing this again reminded me that after I originally read this, I spent the following several days annoying my friends by singing it at them
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Was just looking for something in my old likes and seeing this again reminded me that after I originally read this, I spent the following several days annoying my friends by singing it at them
Noted celebrant Tom Scott
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Noted celebrant Tom Scott
I genuinely didn't realize it *didn't* say 2024 until you pointed it out
January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I genuinely didn't realize it *didn't* say 2024 until you pointed it out
oh it being on a four year old video is even weirder than I thought, what the heck
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
oh it being on a four year old video is even weirder than I thought, what the heck
Oh this turned out so lovely!
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Oh this turned out so lovely!
I moderated a musician's discord for a while and it's fucking bizarre the entitlement people feel to creators. Like, the server I was in had thousands of members and people would join every day expecting to all get a chunk of his personal time. I just don't get that mindset.
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I moderated a musician's discord for a while and it's fucking bizarre the entitlement people feel to creators. Like, the server I was in had thousands of members and people would join every day expecting to all get a chunk of his personal time. I just don't get that mindset.
my favorite video game
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
my favorite video game
... I saw that feet panel, missed the part where it was specified it was limited to Sonic characters, and just accepted that the top five were all coincidentally Sonic characters before I realized
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
... I saw that feet panel, missed the part where it was specified it was limited to Sonic characters, and just accepted that the top five were all coincidentally Sonic characters before I realized
I'm definitely not biased when I say I liked the raccoon idea
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm definitely not biased when I say I liked the raccoon idea
through the magic of buying two of them
October 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
through the magic of buying two of them
oh hey I actually vaguely remember that comic
September 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
oh hey I actually vaguely remember that comic
If a mantle plume can't explain it, perhaps it was a giant impact
September 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If a mantle plume can't explain it, perhaps it was a giant impact
Making this into a new euphemism
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Does he, you know, appreciate content
August 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Making this into a new euphemism
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Does he, you know, appreciate content
Fans appreciate Cybershell's content
August 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Fans appreciate Cybershell's content
Working overnights at Home Depot, I ran over so many of the equivalents to these with the lift equipment. Aisle speed bumps, indeed.
August 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Working overnights at Home Depot, I ran over so many of the equivalents to these with the lift equipment. Aisle speed bumps, indeed.
also, fuck, happy birthday!
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
also, fuck, happy birthday!
oh no, I want to cling to 'I'm in my 30s' for longer but I'm like six months older than you
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
oh no, I want to cling to 'I'm in my 30s' for longer but I'm like six months older than you