Patsy Collins
@patsycollins.bsky.social
Writer of cosy mysteries, other novels, and short stories. Travels in a campervan, eats cake and drinks tea a lot. Also gardens and photographs stuff.
https://patsycollins.co.uk/
https://patsycollins.co.uk/
I haven't enquired how much money this bot wants from me, nor have I read all the many paragraphs in the email – but I have to admit it starts off really well!
The book is free to download, should you wish to compare my stories to the above.
#BookSky
The book is free to download, should you wish to compare my stories to the above.
#BookSky
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I haven't enquired how much money this bot wants from me, nor have I read all the many paragraphs in the email – but I have to admit it starts off really well!
The book is free to download, should you wish to compare my stories to the above.
#BookSky
The book is free to download, should you wish to compare my stories to the above.
#BookSky
Yay! A No 1 bestseller orange banner!
Ummm, can it be a bestseller if it's free? Shall we not worry about that pedantic point and just concentrate on the No1-ness?
mybook.to/NADTD
Ummm, can it be a bestseller if it's free? Shall we not worry about that pedantic point and just concentrate on the No1-ness?
mybook.to/NADTD
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yay! A No 1 bestseller orange banner!
Ummm, can it be a bestseller if it's free? Shall we not worry about that pedantic point and just concentrate on the No1-ness?
mybook.to/NADTD
Ummm, can it be a bestseller if it's free? Shall we not worry about that pedantic point and just concentrate on the No1-ness?
mybook.to/NADTD
Merciful Dragonbreath at your service! (That is if you need surplus cake disposed of – I'm not hero level at anything else)
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Merciful Dragonbreath at your service! (That is if you need surplus cake disposed of – I'm not hero level at anything else)
It's nice to have a whole lighthouse to yourself - even if it does make you feel a bit like Alice in Wonderland.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It's nice to have a whole lighthouse to yourself - even if it does make you feel a bit like Alice in Wonderland.
If you are what you eat, I must be nearly half Scots by now.
November 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If you are what you eat, I must be nearly half Scots by now.
This was our tea (and scone with cream and jam) time view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This was our tea (and scone with cream and jam) time view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
This evening's view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This evening's view from the mobile writing retreat. #travellingwriter
Afternoon tea view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter We like it so much we've stayed three nights so far, going off for walks to the castle and chapel, swimming in the sea, watching the deer, photographing the cute ferry, buying provisions in the tiny local shop...
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Afternoon tea view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter We like it so much we've stayed three nights so far, going off for walks to the castle and chapel, swimming in the sea, watching the deer, photographing the cute ferry, buying provisions in the tiny local shop...
Teatime view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Teatime view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
A good (and short) review - for a good (and short, and free) read. mybook.to/unearthing
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
A good (and short) review - for a good (and short, and free) read. mybook.to/unearthing
Not the sunniest of views from the mobile writing retreat, but we can see Ailsa Craig, Arran and lots of seabirds. #travellingwriter
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not the sunniest of views from the mobile writing retreat, but we can see Ailsa Craig, Arran and lots of seabirds. #travellingwriter
Can you guess where we are? (And what the weather's like!)
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can you guess where we are? (And what the weather's like!)
Nice breakfast view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
September 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Nice breakfast view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
September 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Breakfast view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Breakfast view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
Today's view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Today's view from the mobile writing retreat #travellingwriter
The mayor Kirstyn Bradley, and bookshop owner Sarah Burrows opening the first Lee-on-the-Solent literary festival yesterday - oh and me and a few of my books.
August 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The mayor Kirstyn Bradley, and bookshop owner Sarah Burrows opening the first Lee-on-the-Solent literary festival yesterday - oh and me and a few of my books.
August 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Last day to get these two crime novels for 99p / 99c each
#Booksky
mybook.to/LittleMallow1
mybook.to/ALAK
#Booksky
mybook.to/LittleMallow1
mybook.to/ALAK
August 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Last day to get these two crime novels for 99p / 99c each
#Booksky
mybook.to/LittleMallow1
mybook.to/ALAK
#Booksky
mybook.to/LittleMallow1
mybook.to/ALAK
Still 99p / 99c but only for a couple more days.
mybook.to/ALAK
mybook.to/ALAK
August 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Still 99p / 99c but only for a couple more days.
mybook.to/ALAK
mybook.to/ALAK