Patsy Blue Ribbon
@patsyblueribbon.bsky.social
Indianapolis ecdysiast, stripper of the people, member of the Rocket Doll Revue
I’m in the “all of the ideas, none of the time to execute them” cycle of burlesque
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’m in the “all of the ideas, none of the time to execute them” cycle of burlesque
Reading back my notes for class tonight sounds like I’m radicalizing the students against capitalism
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Reading back my notes for class tonight sounds like I’m radicalizing the students against capitalism
Did my knee drop even tho they didn’t earn it and busted my knee.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Did my knee drop even tho they didn’t earn it and busted my knee.
a Friday night (mostly) drag show that already starts an hour later than I’m used to 🫠
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
a Friday night (mostly) drag show that already starts an hour later than I’m used to 🫠
For the first time in burlesque herstory, a tiny top hat has been recommended and agreed upon.
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
For the first time in burlesque herstory, a tiny top hat has been recommended and agreed upon.
Btw if you’re tipping cash in the coming year, $5’s are the new $2’s
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Btw if you’re tipping cash in the coming year, $5’s are the new $2’s
I hoofed it to Tennessee, threw make up and hair on, got dressed despite costume malfunctions, was introduced as having just driven here and nobody clapped 😑
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I hoofed it to Tennessee, threw make up and hair on, got dressed despite costume malfunctions, was introduced as having just driven here and nobody clapped 😑
Unpacked my gig bag(s) less than 24 hours after the show ⭐️
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Unpacked my gig bag(s) less than 24 hours after the show ⭐️
Yo why do I spend half of the year co-producing a burlesque festival?
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yo why do I spend half of the year co-producing a burlesque festival?
There’s no tragedy like realizing you rhinestoned something the wrong way.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There’s no tragedy like realizing you rhinestoned something the wrong way.
The shows I’m helping bring into reality in 2026 are the stuff baby burlesque dreams are made of ✨
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The shows I’m helping bring into reality in 2026 are the stuff baby burlesque dreams are made of ✨
2026 is the year of the high cut panty
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
2026 is the year of the high cut panty
Besides the show tonight, I only have 1 more essential showbiz task before I go on my anniversary/honeymoon trip for 10 days
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Besides the show tonight, I only have 1 more essential showbiz task before I go on my anniversary/honeymoon trip for 10 days
Hot take: I think people over-complicate rhinestoning
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hot take: I think people over-complicate rhinestoning
Setting a really good example for the students by finishing my new costume the night before the show
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Setting a really good example for the students by finishing my new costume the night before the show
The horror of unpacking the gig bag
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The horror of unpacking the gig bag
If you’re not going to the hardware store 3 days before the show, is it burlesque?
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you’re not going to the hardware store 3 days before the show, is it burlesque?
“Oh, perfect! We’ll go get your trash.” Me to @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Oh, perfect! We’ll go get your trash.” Me to @frenchy-larouge.bsky.social
“Feathers flopping”
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Feathers flopping”
We’ve reached the Delirium stage of act development
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
We’ve reached the Delirium stage of act development
Do I have the energy to unpack my gig bags?
September 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do I have the energy to unpack my gig bags?
Building the 2026 burlesque calendar… a serious undertaking
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Building the 2026 burlesque calendar… a serious undertaking
Lovingly replacing each lost rhinestone on my costumes for this Saturday
July 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Lovingly replacing each lost rhinestone on my costumes for this Saturday
I keep starting a new costuming project and it’s creating a toxic work environment
July 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I keep starting a new costuming project and it’s creating a toxic work environment
What if instead of washing and setting the wigs… we just brush them out.
July 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What if instead of washing and setting the wigs… we just brush them out.