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ramblings of a madthem
Walked to get breakfast/coffee as the sun rose and I was listening to ABBA.
I think I’ve cured my depression
I think I’ve cured my depression
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Walked to get breakfast/coffee as the sun rose and I was listening to ABBA.
I think I’ve cured my depression
I think I’ve cured my depression
I’m bringing Sabrina Carpenter’s style into a post apoc LARP in the middle of winter and no one can stop me
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I’m bringing Sabrina Carpenter’s style into a post apoc LARP in the middle of winter and no one can stop me
Sometimes I have to remember that even tho a good portion of the LARP community is queer, they are not up to date on queer pop culture.
Like almost no one I talked to last weekend had heard of Heated Rivalry. I was also the person to introduce half of them to HOT TO GO.
Like almost no one I talked to last weekend had heard of Heated Rivalry. I was also the person to introduce half of them to HOT TO GO.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes I have to remember that even tho a good portion of the LARP community is queer, they are not up to date on queer pop culture.
Like almost no one I talked to last weekend had heard of Heated Rivalry. I was also the person to introduce half of them to HOT TO GO.
Like almost no one I talked to last weekend had heard of Heated Rivalry. I was also the person to introduce half of them to HOT TO GO.
Day 5 of the flu. When will my suffering end?
I can’t even enjoy my gay hockey show in this state.
I can’t even enjoy my gay hockey show in this state.
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Day 5 of the flu. When will my suffering end?
I can’t even enjoy my gay hockey show in this state.
I can’t even enjoy my gay hockey show in this state.
Save me NyQuil
February 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Save me NyQuil
This extra strength cough syrup definitely decongested my sinuses but now my brain doesn’t fully function
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This extra strength cough syrup definitely decongested my sinuses but now my brain doesn’t fully function
I hate applying for jobs. I hate cover letters. Let me just send in why I’m qualified and have a human tell me if I get an interview or not.
“Why do you want this job?” Because I need a fucking job
“Why do you want this job?” Because I need a fucking job
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I hate applying for jobs. I hate cover letters. Let me just send in why I’m qualified and have a human tell me if I get an interview or not.
“Why do you want this job?” Because I need a fucking job
“Why do you want this job?” Because I need a fucking job
While my parents are better now, I do think it’s kinda funny that my mom genuinely was okay with me being a lesbian, but when I first came out as bisexual she just told me “no”
Like yas queen, prove biphobia is real!
Like yas queen, prove biphobia is real!
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
While my parents are better now, I do think it’s kinda funny that my mom genuinely was okay with me being a lesbian, but when I first came out as bisexual she just told me “no”
Like yas queen, prove biphobia is real!
Like yas queen, prove biphobia is real!
I’m dying scoob
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’m dying scoob
I feel like a 19th century author dying of consumption
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I feel like a 19th century author dying of consumption
Eyes without a face by Billy Idol has me
a man with his eyes closed in a blurry photo
ALT: a man with his eyes closed in a blurry photo
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February 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Eyes without a face by Billy Idol has me
What did they put in Heated Rivalry to make me feel like this???
January 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
What did they put in Heated Rivalry to make me feel like this???
Idk why finding out Hudson Williams has had multiple real life concussions so…connecting?
Like so have I! He’s just like me fr!
I think I’ve got him beat in number tho
Like so have I! He’s just like me fr!
I think I’ve got him beat in number tho
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Idk why finding out Hudson Williams has had multiple real life concussions so…connecting?
Like so have I! He’s just like me fr!
I think I’ve got him beat in number tho
Like so have I! He’s just like me fr!
I think I’ve got him beat in number tho
New echolalia just dropped
Come to my house!!!!
Come to my house!!!!
a man in a hospital bed with the words will you come to my cottage this summer on the bottom
ALT: a man in a hospital bed with the words will you come to my cottage this summer on the bottom
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January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
New echolalia just dropped
Come to my house!!!!
Come to my house!!!!
Shane Hollander my autistic king
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Shane Hollander my autistic king
Getting a DM from your ex on your birthday but it’s just a meme calling you gay.
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Getting a DM from your ex on your birthday but it’s just a meme calling you gay.
I’ve aged. I’ve aged so very much.
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’ve aged. I’ve aged so very much.
“What would Renee Descartes say in this situation?”
“Who give a fuck.”
“Who give a fuck.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:11 AM
“What would Renee Descartes say in this situation?”
“Who give a fuck.”
“Who give a fuck.”
Black turtlenecks are so dangerous to wear casually cause this is what you risk invoking
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Black turtlenecks are so dangerous to wear casually cause this is what you risk invoking
Pro tip: don’t power slide from the stairs instead of the ground. I don’t care if you miss that part of the choreo. It’s not worth it.
It doesn’t look that bad, but I can barely walk without flinching
It doesn’t look that bad, but I can barely walk without flinching
January 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Pro tip: don’t power slide from the stairs instead of the ground. I don’t care if you miss that part of the choreo. It’s not worth it.
It doesn’t look that bad, but I can barely walk without flinching
It doesn’t look that bad, but I can barely walk without flinching
Pain level 7 while sitting through class? More likely than you think.
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Pain level 7 while sitting through class? More likely than you think.
I don’t have like, a singular goal I want to achieve in life tbh. I just wanna keep doing shit I like until I die.
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I don’t have like, a singular goal I want to achieve in life tbh. I just wanna keep doing shit I like until I die.
“I need the magnum condom wrapper to be more visible in my hair.”
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
“I need the magnum condom wrapper to be more visible in my hair.”
I’m doing so good and then I put on any song from Apes of the State’s newest album “What’s Another Night?”
And now I’m having a mild breakdown while getting ready for work
And now I’m having a mild breakdown while getting ready for work
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’m doing so good and then I put on any song from Apes of the State’s newest album “What’s Another Night?”
And now I’m having a mild breakdown while getting ready for work
And now I’m having a mild breakdown while getting ready for work