So I Married an Axe Murderer is the first one that comes to mind.

I only know it from Never Not Funny. Pardo uses that expression.

Crackers loves it. Goldie was still a pup last year so she might like it more this year.

Eh, I work in a refrigerated warehouse in an area that's usually around 30° so the cold isn't the part that bothers me, it's the shoveling. At least my wife and I both have all wheel drive, lol.

Oh, fuck. Oh no.

I always think, wow that holler looks like the hills around Magic Mountain...

Not sure if that means pepper spray or a swift kick in the head but either way I'll feel terrible about it because I know it's not the dogs' fault, it's the owners'. I just hope animal control gives them a warning and they heed it. Sick of this shit.

I yelled at the people as they were trying to drag their dogs back to their property and then dropped my dogs off at home and drove straight to the animal control office to report these irresponsible folks. 3 strikes and they're out. If there's a next time I'm going to defend my dogs more vigilantly

Doot doot

Lol. I've seen every episode, but, like, not in decades.

If I had only known I'd have put together a costume of his brother who they added to the show later when the ratings were bad and I'd have come out that way.

It legit never crossed my mind to ask or wonder if the event was meant for men to attend as well. I just knew Courtney got us tickets as a thank you from them and no one said anything about me coming when Courtney mentioned it. Anyways, everything was very nice and Courtney is happy.