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Patrickest
@patricklnewkirk.bsky.social
I like guitars. I like my weird dogs. I’m Autistic. I say stupid shit for my own entertainment.
Played in Pinebox Serenade. Currently in The Undefeated, Chris Welch Band.
Eat the rich.
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Everyone on this list has pets as their profile picture.
If you know of a better list, show me. I don’t believe you.
Seriously. Click follow all.

go.bsky.app/TgAqH1s
Don’t judge me. I do what I want
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Someone took a picture of me.
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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That’s awesome!
When I was in middle school, there were 8th grade graduation pictures in the hall of each 8th grader.
There was kid from about 8 years before me.
Harry Dick JR.
I recently did contractor work in that building last year and the pictures were no longer there.
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pictures.in
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yall, I’ve been putting a lot of thought into developing a taste for licorice.
August 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wonder what the guy named Peter did, that made people use his name as another word for penis.
August 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When Kevin Sorbo hates gay people, but $20 is $20.
August 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I was doing this before the election, guess I'm going to have to keep it up. 😏 Maybe do his whole cabinet.

I make these out of cardstock and popsicle sticks.

I would keep them in my car and anytime I went to the park I'd place him in all the dog shit no one picks up. #trumpdump
December 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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My new album is out today, here is the Apple Music link

music.apple.com/us/album/dis...
Discarded Lives, Forgotten Names by Chris Welch on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I hear some of you dig human peoples

Here are some

go.bsky.app/6wBgCjh
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every time I hear an ambulance, I think about this image.
Fuckin Amateurs
July 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Wife with cannabis sausage, fogging the porch,”it’s workout day”.

Me finding her in the bedroom 30 minutes later, doing some goofy shit with a dumbbell, “you meant like, now”?
July 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Seriously… we need peace!!! ✌️☮️✌️☮️
a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in front of a window and saying `` they 're the same themes `` .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in front of a window and saying `` they 're the same themes `` .
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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gross
June 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As anyone can plainly see. Poppy’s new strawberry collar is Fabulous.
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM