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Patrick Kablamo
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Large chested men, where are we finding polo shirts that don’t turn into tube tops the second they hit the dryer?
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Showed up to the gym with a screwdriver still in my pocket. Trés butch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I’ve been so lucky on my gym stoppps.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Showed arm
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Showed my face
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Freakier Friday was shot in super wide screen because….feel free to jump in…anybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Someone please tell the bugs on the bike trail that it’s November
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Proud of the progress tbh
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I didn’t even know Meghghyn Kelleyh still had a job.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I miss living in a city but this is not bad
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meat blob
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Morning! The week may have shrunk you down, but we made it to the end. Happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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FCF in my world stands for Fab Coat Friday actually
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Slept with a dog chew toy in my pocket all night
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The Epstein files are clearly more damning than we assumed, which is saying something.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I got a lot of unexpected positive feedback at gay email job this week so let’s hear it for me/that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Dead with a splash of pink.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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bzzt!
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Blerb
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why did I think I could inflate a marshmallow with my mouth
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
More like John Folderman, am I right ladies?
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m working until midnight. You know what to do.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Finally proof that I did the license plate transfer correctly. Or they just felt bad and sent us these out of pity.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sylvanian drama the musical the series
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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PSA: make sure you’re really muted before you chew half a pack of oreos during a zoom meeting
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM