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Patrick Johansson
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📍Rouen, France 🇫🇷
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Una toma de pantalla de una búsqueda de Google para saber cómo se dice "regañar" en francés. El resultado es Google traductor diciendo que "regañar" traducido del francés al inglés da "to regañar"
September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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La priorité de Manu c'est de se faire respecter
Macron devant une foule d'adolescents dit "Tu es dans une cérémonie officielle, tu te comportes comme il faut"
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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My friends in China say he was harassed and killed by the son of the CEO of “State Grid Corporation of China”, and that the government is trying to cover up the scandal by deleting online posts and comments about it and making it look like a suicide.
International friends, please help us! Chinese actor and singer Yu Menglong, who has 27 million toms, was announced dead by his former (now disbanded) studio on September 11, 2025, shocking the whole network. From the scene, the window screen that needs to be opened with toots was opened, and there were obvious signs of struggle outside the window, but the studio posted several hours later that it was an accidental fall and ruled out a criminal case, which caused millions of netizens to question it. This matter continued to ferment, and many netizens expressed doubts about "the truth of his death" and called for a thorough investigation. However, the discussion volume of more than 100 million was suppressed by major social platforms. Please help us to publicize this matter on the outside network, only by arousing international attention can it be handled correctly! A painting of Yu Menglong’s final moments, being dangled out of a window by shadowy figures. His many fans look up to him with worry.
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Big bother is watching
Trump staring at you
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Guys, there’s this guy who keeps telepathically forcing based takes into my mind by pointing left and nodding. I don’t know his name, help me out. This is roughly what his soul looks like:
A pencil drawing of a serious man with a mullet pointing to the left. The questions “who is he?”, “is he ok?” and “what does he expect of me?” are written around in the same crinkled tear-dotted paper.
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Where’s the rest of the pages?
Batman shouting “Where are they?”
September 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Bonne nouvelle pour les vendeurs de dentiers pour requins
Photomontage de requins avec des dents lisses et humaines. stonks
August 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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And furthermore, that it’s his plan that people don’t do anything about it every time
Vice President JD Vance saying “School shootings are a fact of life”
August 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Les électeurs essaient d’arracher les politiciens pourris de du gouvernement comme un fermier qui essaie d’arracher une plante. Or, l’industrie pétrolière, comme une racine gigantesque, tient bon.
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Une caricature où un agriculteur (nommé “électeurs”) essaie d’arracher une plante (nommée “politiciens pourris”) en vain. La plante résiste grâce à sa racine gigantesque (nommée “industrie pétrolière”).
August 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Fun fact: that white spot in the south of Spain is a massive greenhouse operation dubbed “the sea of plastic”. It overexploits both workers and underground water reserves to grow around 4 million tons of food every year in a desert area.
A satellite image of Spain, with a red circle highlighting the white-colored Almería region. An image of the vast greenhouse area covered in plastic roofs. It stretches into both ends of the horizon,
August 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Un tuyau versant de l’eau directement dans la bouche d’un personnage marqué comme “évasion fiscale” et “cadeaux entreprise” pendant que le personnage marqué comme “retraites” et “jours fériés” meurt de soif. Les personnages sont aussi légendés par des chiffres. “Retraites” reçoit 15 milliards, “jours fériés” reçoit 4 milliards. Alors que “évasion fiscale” reçoit 100 milliards et “cadeaux entreprise” reçoit 200 milliards.
August 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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A man pointing at Galactus the planet devourer and saying “Look! A pattern that repeats every couple centuries”
August 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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“Soyez pas alarmistes, voyons, regardez tout va bien, ça arrive tous les mille ans”
Un homme qui pointe vers la planète Terre au bout d’être dévorée par Galactus le mangeur de planètes.
August 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Ian Malcolm de Parque Jurásico diciendo “La falta de humildad ante la naturaleza que se ha mostrado aquí me asombra”.
July 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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A baby elephant peeking over a wall, its trunk hanging over the other side and its eyes awkwardly pointing sideways.
July 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Pearl from Steven Universe seen from an awkward angle
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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if { anything goes wrong };
then ( blame democrats )
A Reddit post from r/Conservative that reads: The Democrats are taking a beating badly now. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Epstein files. Am I the only one? Flaired Users Only They seem powerless all of the sudden out of the blue when up until a few months ago they seemed to have the press and the entire narrative totally locked down. That's suspicious right? Were so many of their colleagues and supporters caught up in the Epstein files that they made a deal with Trump to not release them? That's the only thing that makes sense.
July 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A caricature of a water pipe poring water in a big man’s mouth while a starved man catches one or two drops that fall his way. The pipe is captioned as “Our tax dollars”, the big man is captioned as “Greedy children who want to eat breakfast” and the starved man is captioned as “Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts”
July 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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A tiger entering its head and front paws into a bathroom with a concerned look. The caption says “You didn’t have to be this straightforward bhai”
July 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Caption: Our ancestors looking into the future to see what legacy we have built. Image: a mage stoically pondering a crystal ball that shows a minimum-wage employee holding back tears while dressed as Ronald McDonald with his mouth full of fries.
July 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Where’s Superman when you need him?
The same comic book cover as the original post, but edited so that Superman is holding Trump and Putin by their shirts instead of Hitler and Hirohito.
July 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Les riches dès qu’on parle de taxes
Une image de la couverture du film Garfield 2. Le chat orange, qui porte ici une couronne, fait un signe de “à plus” avec une patte et tient une valise de voyage avec l’autre.
July 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Ils auront une bonne enfance on dirait
Un petit enfant surexcité devant son ordinateur, à sa droite, sa mère sourit
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Le passage du #TourDeFrance à #Rouen
July 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM