Patrick Freyne
patrickfreyne.bsky.social
Patrick Freyne
@patrickfreyne.bsky.social
Am now pretty convinced that our digital successor's first independent thought is going to be "for fuck's sake."
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
On the other hand if anything is going to "for fuck's sake" an algorithm into I-have-no-mouth-but-I-must-scream sentience it's going to be Elon's bottomless desire for approval.
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I have always thought bullying was wrong but I am now writing a moralistic Christmas story in which Elon Musk is bullied by the ghosts of three Biffa Bacon style bullies into not being such a massive dork.
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I was hooked throughout
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The "oh fuck" here is metaphorical. I'm not sure they actually said "Oh fuck" but they definitely acted it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Patrick Freyne
I'll point once again to one of my favourite pieces of writing about writing, which is distinctly snarky: "9. All short stories should be 3,000 words long."

owen-booth.com/2017/10/24/2...
24 Rules for Writing Short Stories
Based on my years of experience in the writing game, I’ve come up with a list of 24 essential rules for creating short stories that will engage, entertain and enthral. Feel free to use them w…
owen-booth.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I hope so
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM