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Patrick Attaway
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Author. Host of Demise of the Podcast. Guitarist behind Lurking Vowel. Voted for Kamala. Usually joking. #WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriterSky
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On this week’s Demise of the Podcast, I read and analyze #poetry from Charles Bukowski’s The Days Run Like Wild Horses Over the Hills, writers with jobs, and talk about types of open relationships.

#booksky #writesky #promosky

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Episode 343 - Charles Bukowski's The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the Hills
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On this week’s Demise of the Podcast, I read and analyze #poetry from Charles Bukowski’s The Days Run Like Wild Horses Over the Hills, writers with jobs, and talk about types of open relationships.

#booksky #writesky #promosky

open.spotify.com/episode/1Ze9...
Episode 343 - Charles Bukowski's The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the Hills
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February 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Them: Oh, you like books? What are you reading right now? I love Colleen Hoover!

Me: The Body Shaming Sluts of Sherri Ranch by Cameron Rochester.

Them: Umm… Is that any good?
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Everyone getting booty today?
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My wife insisted on me being with her during her drive to ATL for pilates, and the last two things she said before she walked into class were: “Ugh. I hate men. Don’t talk to anybody.”
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
FYI: They want you to be afraid.

They want you too paranoid to leave the house or go to the polls.

They want you to make irrational or spur of the moment decisions.

Much of their messaging is about your response.

If you’re hopeless, you either comply or leave in some way.
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
People who don’t believe I’m weird are unaware how often I impersonate Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal at the most random moments.
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Jeffrey Dean Morgan had no business being so good on Walking Dead.
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Also, being attracted to 2026 Meryl Streep was not on my 30’s bingo card.
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This fucking happened tonight at Wuthering Heights.

Stop.
Friend groups who buy an entire row of movie tickets and show up together are annoying.

You don’t need that many friends anyway.

And keep your polyamory cult at home. Wait until it comes out on Netflix.
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I am not Marnie. I refuse this answer.
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
In 2024, Demise of the Podcast covered the world of self-publishing, indie authors, and social media.

The topics remain relevant to the “writing community,” yet haven’t improved.

#BookSky #WritingCommunity #WriterSky

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Self-Publishing, Indie Authors, Writing Communities, and Support
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February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
People will really reply “So?” on social media and think they ate.

No, Makayla Grace. Your playground tactics don’t work in the adult world, honey.
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
If I didn’t care so much about my literary credibility, I should’ve marketed this as a Dark Romance.

But readers would’ve called me a fraud because it’s well written.

#RealWriters
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Me: Wanna play “Guess Their Age” again?

Wife: Sure. *Looks at photo.* Hard to tell with all the botox. I’d say 30’s.

Me: Holy shit. They’re 32. I thought mid-twenties.

Wife: Nah.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Michael Bolton’s hair was never cool.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A List of Things I Want:

- Charlie Sheen in an A24 movie.

- Tom Waits makes a cover album based on people he influenced. Anything by Lana Del Rey would be comical and beautiful.

- Schumacher cut of Batman Forever.

- Ariel Demure in a reboot of The Nanny.

- You to buy my books.
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Friend groups who buy an entire row of movie tickets and show up together are annoying.

You don’t need that many friends anyway.

And keep your polyamory cult at home. Wait until it comes out on Netflix.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Comfort Reads:

📚Factotum by Charles Bukowski

📚Post Office by Charles Bukowski

📚Less than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis

📚Rules of Attraction by Bret Easton Ellis
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
It’s all fun and games until someone plays “Against All Odds” by Phil Collins.
February 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We need to shame more consenting adults for their lifestyle choices!!! No one should date people not born the same day as them! Even a day age gap could be a gross power imbalance!

Except me. My wife is almost five years younger than me. 😇
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Do you like Hannibal?

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February 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Describe your account in three words:

Bitching
Complaining
Moaning
Describe your account in three words:

Comics
Gaming
Sapphics
Describe your account in three words:

Weed
Music
Sports
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Might as well lean into just posting whatever is on my mind since 99 percent of my followers ignore me anyway.

Then again, I keep trying to find interesting posts here and coming up bupkis.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Sweet Jesus, no!

James Van Der Beek was such a treasure.
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
People don’t understand if you’re going to tell a story, it needs to have a point and some form of resolution.

You can’t bait us with excitement and then cut it off with some “thought provoking” rambling.
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM