Shit like this makes me glad I'm vegetarian.

😁😁😁

True

We are living in the middle of a dystopian nightmare.

I believe you.

I keep this sign by my one spider in the bathroom so people that come over don't think I'm a total slob and I don't clean my floor. Also this way they know that there's a spider there and don't bother it. I've got one on my steps & in my bedroom too.

I keep mine in my house. I let out other bugs but not spiders.

Well in the 1800's the average lifespan was between 30 & 40 so I'm thinking Megyn Kelly is a time traveler.

I do love Mr. Burns

and he will

And don't forget it's a hoax

You raised your son right as I did mine. My son is so scared of spiders he almost jumped out of the speeding car as a teenager when a little tiny spider was inside the car. He keeps a bug cup like I do & will catch spiders in his apartment & release outside even though he's scared shitless of them.

Don’t forget he has been good at adding a trillion in debt, murdering people on the high seas, violating 1000’s of peoples basic human rights, destroying farmers, increasing global warming and getting everyone on earth to hate America. It’s pretty impressive for 9 months actually.

Oh this makes me so angry