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Patrick
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Bay Area. Tech Sales, Fitness, Food, Wine, Travel and Sports.
No thirst traps here at all.
February 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The sherrif investigating the Guthrie case is an ass clown.

There are security cameras EVERYWHERE!

Especially in wealthy neighborhoods.

Botch job from the start.
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you know, you know…
February 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
$2 Oysters and watching cougars hunt from the Bar.

Big plans.
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Happy 50% off Chocolate Eve.
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ready for Peepa szn.
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February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Don’t buy them flowers, plant them for her/him, so you can celebrate Valentine’s Day 365 days a year.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There are never too many pillows on the bed. Ever.
February 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
ICE back in San Francisco 🤬
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
TMZ getting all the Guthrie emails is not as far fetched as you think it is.

Serial killers often sent letters to big newspapers, before social media and email.

Hope it’s a positive outcome.
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Last red meat Friday until Easter.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Let’s keep it simple.

Any Republican up for reelection in 2026, 2027 or 2028 won’t vote against Trump for fear of retribution.
February 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Nothing but more pardons and high level resignations today.

Yawn.
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Avoiding The caddyness in the office today, over who does and doesn’t receive flowers.

Priceless
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If you are afraid of a day or a number, good luck when life gets hard. It will. Happy Friday!
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February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Another high profile resignation in the Epstein circle.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Anything Trump does is temporary.
He loses all power in November.
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The NBA All-Star game is more like the NBA No-Stars game this year.
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I have a Girl Scout cookie problem.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Deport violent criminals, not people who work their bunz off for slave labor.

FUKICE
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
She doesn’t want flowers for #ValentinesDay
She wants you to make a reservation, clean the house and detail her car, maybe some alone time.
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
People betting on golf now?

Wow!
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Pins and needles.
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Even the hard core MAGATS loved the Bad Bunny show.

Wow!
February 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM