DJ Hyperpop Julia
@pathagas.bsky.social
i wanna start carrying around a backpack of bricks and then asking people to hold it. and then, when they say “What are you carrying around, a bunch of bricks?” i can go like “yeah” and pull one out.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
i wanna start carrying around a backpack of bricks and then asking people to hold it. and then, when they say “What are you carrying around, a bunch of bricks?” i can go like “yeah” and pull one out.
it’s your moral obligation to fully watch through every ad you see on youtube
January 25, 2026 at 8:16 AM
it’s your moral obligation to fully watch through every ad you see on youtube
i’ve asked a ton of people if it’s okay to objectify men, and i noticed something interesting. for some reason, all the women said yes, and all the men said no. odd.
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
i’ve asked a ton of people if it’s okay to objectify men, and i noticed something interesting. for some reason, all the women said yes, and all the men said no. odd.
if DJ Hyperpop Julia texts you “we should throw a party right now”, you have 5 minutes to respond before your full address is leaked online and 50+ people will show up in 1 hour.
DJ Hyperpop Julia’s catchphrase is “we should throw a party right now”
January 23, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if DJ Hyperpop Julia texts you “we should throw a party right now”, you have 5 minutes to respond before your full address is leaked online and 50+ people will show up in 1 hour.
DJ Hyperpop Julia’s catchphrase is “we should throw a party right now”
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
DJ Hyperpop Julia’s catchphrase is “we should throw a party right now”
imo the real reason vegetarians don’t eat meat because they’re picky eaters. so, why do they so commonly virtue signal their pickiness?
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
imo the real reason vegetarians don’t eat meat because they’re picky eaters. so, why do they so commonly virtue signal their pickiness?
is it ethical to keep gay men as pets if you’re a lesbian? (will feed him, bathe him, take him on hikes, and let him go on play dates with other gay men)
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
is it ethical to keep gay men as pets if you’re a lesbian? (will feed him, bathe him, take him on hikes, and let him go on play dates with other gay men)
SHE DID WHAT???? 🤯🤯🤯
i don’t know who ghislaine maxwell is, but she’s kinda hot
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
SHE DID WHAT???? 🤯🤯🤯
i don’t know who ghislaine maxwell is, but she’s kinda hot
January 22, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i don’t know who ghislaine maxwell is, but she’s kinda hot
women can't own a business. women isn’t old enough to drive, let alone own a business.
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
women can't own a business. women isn’t old enough to drive, let alone own a business.
i think the why grindr works and taimi doesn’t is because most women don’t want to invade men’s spaces, but the converse is not true. taimi can’t ban cis men who claim they’re women because the man can call it out as “transphobia”
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i think the why grindr works and taimi doesn’t is because most women don’t want to invade men’s spaces, but the converse is not true. taimi can’t ban cis men who claim they’re women because the man can call it out as “transphobia”
kinda fucked up that girls have two tits. they should only have one.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
kinda fucked up that girls have two tits. they should only have one.
how aligned i am with various political parties’ policies
fascist: 0%
republican: 0%
democrat: 50%
communist: 60%
democratic socialist: 70%
socialist: 95%
fascist: 0%
republican: 0%
democrat: 50%
communist: 60%
democratic socialist: 70%
socialist: 95%
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
how aligned i am with various political parties’ policies
fascist: 0%
republican: 0%
democrat: 50%
communist: 60%
democratic socialist: 70%
socialist: 95%
fascist: 0%
republican: 0%
democrat: 50%
communist: 60%
democratic socialist: 70%
socialist: 95%
women are like adolf hitler.
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
women are like adolf hitler.
how evil you are is directly correlated to who you’re attracted to
men attracted to women: evil
women attracted to men: good
men attracted to men: pure manifestation of good
women attracted to women: pure manifestation of evil
anyone attracted to enbies: somehow beyond lesbians
men attracted to women: evil
women attracted to men: good
men attracted to men: pure manifestation of good
women attracted to women: pure manifestation of evil
anyone attracted to enbies: somehow beyond lesbians
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
how evil you are is directly correlated to who you’re attracted to
men attracted to women: evil
women attracted to men: good
men attracted to men: pure manifestation of good
women attracted to women: pure manifestation of evil
anyone attracted to enbies: somehow beyond lesbians
men attracted to women: evil
women attracted to men: good
men attracted to men: pure manifestation of good
women attracted to women: pure manifestation of evil
anyone attracted to enbies: somehow beyond lesbians
modern nazis don’t burn books. they censor or outright delete inconvenient facts from the news or internet.
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
modern nazis don’t burn books. they censor or outright delete inconvenient facts from the news or internet.
i don’t see why someone would say “i care a whole lot about immigration” and then vote for the political party that has been known to dismantle effective immigration policies. is it because they complained the loudest after shooting themselves in the foot?
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i don’t see why someone would say “i care a whole lot about immigration” and then vote for the political party that has been known to dismantle effective immigration policies. is it because they complained the loudest after shooting themselves in the foot?
the right to bare arms is entirely vestigial. the only reason US citizens were allowed to do this is because the government wasn’t strong enough to defend itself and we expected citizens to form militias to defend the republic. we don’t need to do that anymore, so we shouldn’t have a 2nd amendment.
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
the right to bare arms is entirely vestigial. the only reason US citizens were allowed to do this is because the government wasn’t strong enough to defend itself and we expected citizens to form militias to defend the republic. we don’t need to do that anymore, so we shouldn’t have a 2nd amendment.
gay man music:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
lesbian music:
I-I-I'm poppin', bitch, like TNT, I'm in your head like PCP
And boys, they love my A&T, that's why I let them pee on me
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
lesbian music:
I-I-I'm poppin', bitch, like TNT, I'm in your head like PCP
And boys, they love my A&T, that's why I let them pee on me
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
gay man music:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
lesbian music:
I-I-I'm poppin', bitch, like TNT, I'm in your head like PCP
And boys, they love my A&T, that's why I let them pee on me
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy
But here's my number, so call me maybe
lesbian music:
I-I-I'm poppin', bitch, like TNT, I'm in your head like PCP
And boys, they love my A&T, that's why I let them pee on me
need a girl who can commit to a follow up email in 1-2 weeks.
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
need a girl who can commit to a follow up email in 1-2 weeks.
(talking to an artist)
hey, man, it’s like so fucked up what AI is doing to you, man :( sorry that’s happening :(
hey, man, it’s like so fucked up what AI is doing to you, man :( sorry that’s happening :(
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
(talking to an artist)
hey, man, it’s like so fucked up what AI is doing to you, man :( sorry that’s happening :(
hey, man, it’s like so fucked up what AI is doing to you, man :( sorry that’s happening :(
people shouldn’t put anyone else in their profile pic. i don’t care if it’s your marriage proposal, you and your family, you and your best friend…
nah…
that circle is the space for a swagged out picture of you.
nah…
that circle is the space for a swagged out picture of you.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
people shouldn’t put anyone else in their profile pic. i don’t care if it’s your marriage proposal, you and your family, you and your best friend…
nah…
that circle is the space for a swagged out picture of you.
nah…
that circle is the space for a swagged out picture of you.
Lysol is a scam invented by Lysol to sell you Lysol.
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Lysol is a scam invented by Lysol to sell you Lysol.
just came up with an invention! it’s like a fridge, but the shelves are all tilted forward, that way, when you open your fridge door, all your food falls out.
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 AM
just came up with an invention! it’s like a fridge, but the shelves are all tilted forward, that way, when you open your fridge door, all your food falls out.
my biggest dream, ever since i was a poor orphan child, was to compose music for advertising and inter-business training videos. now thanks to AI, i will never achieve this dream.
January 8, 2026 at 7:43 AM
my biggest dream, ever since i was a poor orphan child, was to compose music for advertising and inter-business training videos. now thanks to AI, i will never achieve this dream.